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  The Stitch - A Vera Crus Funny...

  Jeffrey Rittenhouse

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  This audiobook is narrated by an AI Voice. 
  Fourteen hundred quilts. One stern judge. One stitch that does not add up. 
  The Kutztown Folk Festival is back for one summer only, and retired accountant Walt Brubaker has been handed its books in a laundry basket: fifty thousand dollars short, with the tent bill written on a paper plate. His wife Grace is running the quilt barn, which means fourteen hundred quilts, a bell she never rings, and Ida Mae Kerschner, the head judge who failed Grace’s ninth grade apron in 1976 and has never once said she was sorry. 
  Ida Mae turns every quilt over. On Monday she turns over the wrong one: a prize Double Wedding Ring with a beloved Mennonite name sewn on the back, spelled wrong. She pins a white card on it, the whole barn hears about it by noon, and on Wednesday morning she is found under the tallest rack in the barn. The ladder beside her has its brake on. Her clipboard is gone. 
  The promoter has spent the quilters’ money. The son wants to sell the farm. A dealer in a linen suit cannot stop saying provenance. The Weaver sisters know more than they are telling, the church ladies know everything, and Freddie’s goat has eaten the programs, the corn husk dolls, and possibly the evidence. 
  Ida Mae always said you can count the stitches but you can’t fake the hours. Walt has until the big auction on Sunday. He is going to count both. 
   
  No graphic violence, no explicit scenes, no bad language. Just a good mystery, a festival you

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  Galactic Assholes - The...

  Timothy Summerville

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  Galactic A$$holes: The Misadventures of Captain Fartknuckle is the most gloriously stupid, chaotically crude, and outrageously hilarious space saga you never knew your twisted little heart needed.
   
  Follow Captain Fartknuckle—a fearless leader with a nuclear butt blast and the strategic planning skills of a drunk wombat—as he stumbles, farts, and occasionally saves the galaxy alongside the universe’s dumbest collection of outlaws: Sockward the crusty gym sock prophet, Grandma Glittertits the battle-hardened old warrior with no filter (and even less patience), Jeff the semi-feral raccoon diplomat, and a sentient AI that hates them all equally.
   
  From sock-based civil wars and galactic fart bombs to evil sentient soap bars bent on cosmic cleansing, this crew faces every ridiculous catastrophe the stars can throw at them—and usually makes it worse.
   
  Packed with dark humor, savage stupidity, relentless fart jokes, and plot twists so dumb they come full circle to genius, Galactic A$$holes will blast you into a galaxy where dignity dies, laughter reigns, and the only universal law is "Never trust a raccoon with chili."
   
  Brace your nostrils. Shield your brain cells. Welcome to the misadventure of a lifetime.

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  Love at First Heist: A...

  Ebba Elliott

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  Wickedly funny, breathlessly romantic… a love story with a side of larceny 
  Irena Fèvere has three rules: never use the same alias twice, never sleep in a stranger's bed, and never let a man get the upper hand. 
  She's about to break all three. 
  When the infuriatingly handsome Atwood Barcroft bails her out of a Paris jail cell, Irena knows better than to trust him. Especially since he works for the same black-market organization she does. 
  But after a high-stakes cat-and-mouse chase through Paris, the line between enemies and lovers is blurred, and the two of them find themselves working together in a situation far more dangerous than any job they’ve ever pulled…

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  Poop 4 Times Table - Learn...

  Professor Poop

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  STRUGGLING WITH THE 4 TIMES TABLE? LET’S FIX THAT—WITH LAUGHTER! 
  Does your child find multiplication frustrating? Poop 4 Times Tables by Professor Poop makes learning easy, fun, and downright hilarious! This uproarious audiobook takes kids on a wild ride through the 4 times table, packed with unexpected twists, jokes, and fart-tastic sound effects to keep them engaged.🎧📖 HERE’S HOW THIS AUDIOBOOK HELPS YOUR CHILD: 
  ✅ Focuses on Just the 4 Times Table – Concentrated practice leads to mastery! 
   ✅ Laugh & Learn – Humor keeps kids entertained and eager to practice. 
   ✅ Traditional Learning Made Fun – A simple, proven approach with extra giggles! 
   ✅ Bonus Printable Workbook – Includes a multiplication practice book with answers! 
   ✅ Builds Confidence – Fun, structured learning makes memorization easier. 
  📢 Parents and kids love this audiobook for its simple, effective, and laugh-out-loud approach to math!MAKE MULTIPLICATION FUN! 
  Whether your child is struggling with the 4 times table or just needs extra practice, this audiobook turns learning into an entertaining adventure! 
  🔢 Click "BUY NOW" to download Poop 4 Times Tables and get your free printable workbook today!

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  Jeeves Collection The: My Man...

  P. G. Wodehouse

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  The world is a dangerous place for a gentleman without a brain. Whether it's a determined aunt, a disastrous engagement, or a friend with a "perfect" plan, Bertie Wooster is a magnet for trouble. Fortunately, he has Jeeves — the calm, shimmering genius who can solve any crisis before the tea gets cold.
  The Jeeves Collection: My Man Jeeves brings together P.G. Wodehouse's most beloved stories in one delightful audiobook. From the social minefields of London to the bright lights of New York, follow the most famous duo in British comedy as reputations tremble, romances wobble, and Jeeves saves the day.
  Light, witty, and dangerously addictive, these stories are the ultimate escape. If you're looking for clever writing and laughter that never grows old, Jeeves is at your service. 
  Included in this collection:
  • The Man With Two Left Feet
  • Extricating Young Gussie
  • The Artistic Career of Corky
  • Jeeves and the Unbidden Guest
  • Jeeves and the Hard-boiled Egg
  • The Aunt and the Sluggard
  Perfect for fans of clever wit and anyone in need of a good laugh. Once you start listening, you'll understand why Jeeves is the world's most famous gentleman's gentleman.

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  The Man that Corrupted...

  Mark Twain

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  Delve into the world of moral ambiguity, human frailty, and humor with 'The Man that Corrupted Hadleyburg and Other Stories' by Mark Twain. This audiobook presents a collection of Twain's short stories that are as insightful as they are entertaining. With a keen eye for the complexities of human nature, Twain weaves tales that challenge our notions of honesty and integrity. From the enigmatic stranger who brings corruption to a seemingly virtuous town to humorous narratives that explore the human condition, Twain's storytelling prowess shines in this audiobook.

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