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You're Joking Me ( Book #1) - Jokes for Kids by a Kid - cover

You're Joking Me ( Book #1) - Jokes for Kids by a Kid

William Daniel

Publisher: Revell

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Summary

What is a golfer's favorite drink? Tee. 
 
What happens when a pony sings? He gets a little hoarse. 
 
What happens when snowmen get nervous? They get cold feet. 
 
How do you find out how much fruit is on each tree in the beginning of Creation? You Adam up. 
 
Written by a kid for kids, You're Joking Me is a hilarious collection of more than 400 puns, riddles, one-liners, and knock-knock jokes that are sure to have kids (and their adults) laughing up a storm. The perfect gift for the kid in your life, You're Joking Me guarantees hours of good, clean fun!
Available since: 11/08/2022.
Print length: 144 pages.

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