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HR Unapproved Ways To Be A Low Impact Hire - cover

HR Unapproved Ways To Be A Low Impact Hire

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Publisher: Upgraded Publishing

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Summary

Why overachieve when you can underachieve with little to no impact in the workplace?
 
HR Unapproved Ways to Be a Low-Impact Hire is a tongue-in-cheek manual for anyone who’s tired of the relentless grind and ready to embrace a more relaxed approach to the workplace. Packed with sarcastic wit and hilarious "tips," this book will show you how to master the fine art of doing just enough to stay employed.
 
Discover strategies like:
 
• Becoming the office meme-lord who communicates exclusively through GIFs.
 
• Perfecting the “Let’s circle back later” tactic (and never actually circling back).
 
• Building the kind of work-life balance that tilts heavily toward life.
 
• Dodging extra work while still looking busy in every meeting.
 
Whether it’s a Secret Santa surprise, a birthday gift, or just a fun desk accessory to brighten someone’s day, this book is the ideal present for anyone who’s over the grind because, let’s face it, not everyone dreams of climbing the corporate ladder—some of us just want to cruise comfortably.
Available since: 12/19/2024.
Print length: 55 pages.

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