Publisher: Sheba Blake Publishing
Humorist Stephen Leacock was known for targeting the excesses of the aristocratic class in his lighthearted satire. This tendency is on full display in Arcadian Adventures with the Idle Rich, a series of stories and vignettes that mock the pomp, pretensions and silly customs of the upper classes.
Detective Rick Diego, just wants one thing for the holidays: a functional restroom. Instead, he discovers the true meaning of Christmas… Aliens. Farnsworth still believes in Santa Claus, and he absolutely insists on sitting on the fat man’s lap to get that sweet sweet candy cane. But when jolly old Saint Nick does a no show, it’s up to the Division of Nerd Crime to save the day—and hopefully they can do it without peeing their pants… or each others.Show book
Space is big--and collects a lot of junk. Trust the former space janitor to clean it up. When the station board of directors sends former maintenance technician Triana Moore to Lewei, she expects to bump knuckles with a few dignitaries, tell a couple of white lies, and drink some substandard cocoa. Her friend--son of the former dictator--tells scary stories of the planet, but Triana’s not afraid of the Leweian secret police. She’ll be on her best behavior with Ty and Vanti to watch her back. With the might of SK2 behind her, Triana should be untouchable. But when did Triana ever do what was expected? Although the meetings go well, the after-party spins out of control. While she manages to slip away from the Leweian police, her faithful companions don't. Triana must find new allies on an alien world and rescue her friends before the hot chocolate goes colder than interplanetary relations.Show book
Ey up! Welcome to Charity Shop Sue’s Tools for Management and Success! As manager of a very successful charity shop, I know the difference between trash and treasure, and here is my most prized possession…my audiobook. Charity Shop Sue’s Tools for Management and Success is a guide that will illuminate your path to becoming a better manager and a better human person. From my humble beginning as a market trader’s daughter to a fashion stylist in Paris, I have carved out a career that most people could only dream of. Over the years, thousands of people have asked me for the secrets of my “Sue-cess” and it’s only now that I feel the world is ready to understand. Recorded live on location at the Sec*Hand Chances charity shop, you will hear me demonstrating how to be the World’s Best Manager. Hear my business tips on how to make money, deal with difficult customers, and how to skin snakey staff. Want to know how to build up your confidence? Want to demand a pay rise? Want to become the person everyone desperately wants to be? Then jump on board the Charity Shop Sue Choo choo! The destination? A whole new you!Show book
When seasoned journalist Jack Mcenroe leaves his town for the bustling city, he's driven by one thing: escaping the corruption that's plagued his home for years. But when fate brings him back, Jack discovers a shocking truth—his closest friend, the one person he thought he could trust, is deeply entangled in the very illegal activities he once fought to expose. Caught between loyalty and justice, Jake makes a choice. This will be his last hurrah, the story that defines his career—and possibly his life. With everything on the line, Jake plunges into a dangerous investigation, unraveling a web of deceit, betrayal, and power that runs deeper than he ever imagined. In a battle where every decision costs him something, Jack must decide: will he stand for truth, even if it means losing everything, including his oldest friend? The Last Hurrah is a gripping tale of courage, sacrifice, and the unwavering pursuit of justice, perfect for those who love high-stakes drama and morally complex characters.Show book
This Was Not the Plan starts out as a funny and sharply observed campus novel and then deepens into a thought-provoking examination of the complicated and always thorny politics of abortion. Daphne Uviller is a shrewd and compassionate writer, able to imagine a wide variety of intersecting lives and outlooks, and find humor in even the darkest moments.” — Tom Perrotta, author of Election and Tracy Flick Can’t Win When theater director Sylvia Tanisman wins her first Tony award, her husband takes the occasion to announce he’s divorcing her. Sylvia flees the shambles of her marriage by accepting a visiting professorship at Linden, an elite college in Pierre, New York. A few counties north, high school senior Meg Croyden has narrowly survived a self-destructive, rebellious youth and is headed to Linden on a full scholarship. In the town of Pierre, lifelong resident and devout Catholic Caroline Byrne McClanahan struggles with the secret shame of a family that is falling apart. When circumstances bring them all to the local abortion clinic in Pierre, the fates of these three women hailing from starkly different worlds are forever entwined. This Was Not the Plan tackles one of the most important issues of our time with humor, compassion, and authenticity. The collision of the lives of Sylvia, Meg, and Caroline reminds us of the dangers of thinking in black and white and the possibility of finding humanity in each other, even where you least expect it.Show book
The Dictionary of Posh serves as an essential guide to the (ab)use of many English words by the decidedly up-market and the resultant — and endangered — language they speak: Posh. Hugh Kellett hilariously captures the spirit and nuances of those who speak Posh and, allied with Oliver Preston's brilliantly accurate cartoons, this book is the key to understanding and interpreting this language ?— literally with tongue-in-cheek. Hidden within normal English is a separate language still spoken by those born with silver spoons in their mouths. It's called Posh. A word of English can be spelt the same but mean something completely different in Posh. If you say the word 'Mention' in English, people will understand 'Remark upon'; but in Posh this means a large house. Say 'Ace' and speakers of Posh will think you are referring to a cold thing one's butler puts in one's G&T.Show book
