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Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Santa Got Run Over By A Burrito - cover

Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Santa Got Run Over By A Burrito

Scott Gordon

Publisher: Publisher s21000

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Summary

DEVLIN BLUM had a life, once. On earth, no less. Now he finds himself knee-deep in taco madness on the moon's only Mexican restaurant. When a certain frog sneaks off with his Rolled Tacos, the ones he specifically set aside for Santa, he's left scrambling. Surely he doesn't want to let Santa down. But getting those Rolled Tacos back could be more trouble than they're worth.
A food misadventure of galactic proportions, intended for children 9 and up. Approximately 21,300 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).
Available since: 01/06/2022.

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