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The Rory's Stories Guide to the GAA - cover

The Rory's Stories Guide to the GAA

Rory O'Conor

Publisher: Gill Books

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Based on the popular Facebook page, which regularly reaches over 500,000 people, The Rory's Stories Guide to the GAA sends up a certain kind of fan, one who is obsessed with the GAA calendar, the local club and the county team above everything else.
This hilarious guide to the GAA covers it all: bleep tests; post-game hangovers; forty-way WhatsApp conversations; that lad always doing his hamstring; fair-weather Dub supporters; old men who've umpired every parish game since the Civil War; Marty Morrissey's forehead; ham sandwiches; dirty corner-backs; more hangovers; impenetrable Kerry accents; weight training followed by ten pints; pretending to understand tactics; lobbing it up to the big lad; prima donna corner-forwards.
Infinitely recognisable and laugh-out-loud funny, it's the perfect read for GAA fans.
Available since: 10/27/2017.
Print length: 224 pages.

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