Publisher: Envelope Books
A comic first novel, about a Chinese school teacher who dreams himself back a thousand years, bringing to the formal conventions of traditional Buddhist literature the wry humour of Carrollian satire.
Jerome K. Jerome reunites readers with J., George, and Harris for another whimsical escapade, this time on a cycling tour through the Black Forest. Packed with the same delightful humor and sharp observations, the trio encounters a new array of mishaps and cultural curiosities. Jerome crafts an uproarious narrative that reflects on the absurdities of travel and companionship, offering light-hearted insights into the unpredictable adventures of life.Show book
Tommy West is the finest Elvis Presley tribute in the North West of England. At least, that’s what is says on his van. Off stage however, his life is a mess. He can’t pay his rent, his child maintenance is crippling him, and his old Bedford needs new tyres. Tommy is broke, drinks too much Guinness, smokes too much weed and is frightened of his own shadow. So, as Tommy is such a delicate soul, you may ask why, on the first day of lockdown, he finds himself on his way to Folkstone in a borrowed fruit and veg van in the company of a psychotic Rangers fan, a sex starved blonde, a cross dressing navigator and an Afghan slave? Why indeed? All Shook Up is an irreverent look at modern life and pokes a rather sharp stick at political correctness in all its forms.Show book
'A pitch-perfect send-up' Evening Standard Unless you're a woman on Tinder between the ages of 19 and 30 in the Clapham area, or a high-end cocaine dealer operating in South West London, you probably won't have heard of Rafe Hubris, BA (Oxon). Despite that, he's a crucial figure in the life of our nation. As Boris Johnson's most classic special adviser (spad) at Number 10, he helped the UK government skilfully and efficiently control the Covid crisis, containing it for good by the end of 2020. In the first of what will doubtless be many memoirs as Rafe travels his own inevitable journey to the premiership, this fly-on-the-wall account documents his Year of 'Rona in its entirety (and iniquity). Even non-Oxbridge readers (for whom the author has taken care to keep his language as accessible as possible) will come away from this volume struck by how lucky we are to have him. Floreat Etona!* *Note for non-Oxbridge readers: this means 'May Eton flourish' in Latin.** **Latin is the language of Ancient Rome and its empire.Show book
Lord Dunsany was the fantasy writer's fantasy writer. From Tolkien to Gaiman, from Le Guin to Moorcock, his heroes and strange situations inspired an entire genre of modern dark fantasy.Come now to discover the secrets of strange islands, the fate of thieves who dare to steal from gods, encounters with the Sphinx and the Dragon of Romance in suburbia, and the desperate quest to make a Queen cry. Along the way, you'll meet characters like the centaur that travelled from one edge of the world to another, and monsters that sit on their hoard of rubies, or giant diamonds, or even on treasures beyond value, waiting for daring and foolish adventurers. Also includes the first adventure of the magnificent Captain Shard.The Book of Wonder is one of the most important books in the lineage of fantasy fiction. It introduced themes that Lord Dunsany worked with for the rest of his career, which created tropes that you'll recognise as if you've read and loved this book many times before.Show book
Welcome to Useless Riddles That Will Put You to Sleep Fast, the perfect companion for restless nights. This audiobook offers a collection of lighthearted, quirky, and delightfully pointless riddles, designed to calm your mind and gently lull you into deep, restful sleep. Delivered in a soothing and calming male voice, each riddle is crafted not to challenge or stimulate, but to quiet your thoughts, slow your breathing, and ease you into a state of peaceful relaxation. Forget about solving them — these riddles are meant to be nonsensical, silly, and pleasantly distracting, pulling your mind away from the worries of the day. As you listen, you’ll find yourself drifting off effortlessly, carried by the slow, rhythmic narration and playful absurdity of each riddle. Whether you struggle with insomnia, racing thoughts, or simply want a new nighttime ritual, this audiobook is designed with one goal: to help you fall asleep quickly and peacefully. Let go of logic, embrace the nonsense, and allow your mind to wander gently into dreamland. Press play, close your eyes, and let Useless Riddles That Will Put You to Sleep Fast be your guide to sweet, uninterrupted slumber.Show book
Just a nice, quiet, early afternoon's walk. Or it would be if a giant talking lemon wasn't coming down the road. Herdgewick's a bit of an expert. Crime-fighting, maze-cracking, bird-spotting; he's on it. Only he might want to have brushed up on his tree species this morning. Getting them wrong is not a good idea in the not-so-quiet county of Londst...Show book
