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Nanas Don't Fart

Rita Sharpe

Publisher: Rita Sharpe

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Summary

A rhyme with illustrations explaining amusingly that certain noises are made by others rather than Nana ending with an alternative and nicer adjective for fart.
A reader friendly book written in rhyme that can be read to 2 - 5 yr olds and with comprehension by 5 yr olds and older. It is also ideal to be read by grandmothers to their grandchildren.
Inspired and illustrated by the authors grandchildren putting a charming and amusing slant on everyday questions and comments.

* Delightful stories for my grandies
* Heartily recommend to anyone who loves reading to their grandchildren.
* A wonderful set of books
Available since: 06/14/2021.

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