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Dad Jokes - The Punniest Joke Book Ever - cover

Dad Jokes - The Punniest Joke Book Ever

Press Editors of Portable

Publisher: Portable Press

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Summary

Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans.Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these:Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office?Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit!Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.”Kid: “Why not?”Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!
Available since: 09/01/2017.
Print length: 249 pages.

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