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It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies - A Book of Zombie Christmas Carols - cover

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies - A Book of Zombie Christmas Carols

Michael P. Spradlin

Publisher: William Morrow Paperbacks

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Summary

The snow is falling, the holidays are approaching and…It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies! This delightfully depraved book of classic Zombie Christmas carols by Michael P. Spradlin is guaranteed to spread Yuletide cheer to all those good boys and ghouls who devoured the monster New York Times bestsellers Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and World War Z, as well as fans of 28 Days Later and Shaun of the Dead. With an introduction by the inimitable Christopher Moore—bestselling author of Bloodsucking Fiends, You Suck, andthe classic “heartwarming tale of Christmas terror” The Stupidest Angel—It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies is a great gift for stuffing into a Christmas stocking…provided you remove the bloody severed foot first!
Available since: 10/13/2009.
Print length: 98 pages.

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