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101 Ways to Torture Your Husband

Maria Garcia-Kalb

Publisher: Adams Media

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Summary

He forgot your birthday.He always leaves his socks on the floor.He’s glued to the tube all weekend for every game.Let’s face it: Even the best of husbands are a real pain in the ass sometimes. And when all the “talks,” counseling sessions and self-help books fail, there’s only one viable recourse: torture. In this hilarious collection of clever tricks and tactics, you will learn how to put your husband in his place when you:Bury the remote in the backyardHave lunch with an exPick a fight during the gameBook a male masseuse for your next massageDelete his DVR recordingsAnd many more!Risk factors rank damage done as well as how long it’ll take him to get over it. With the creatively wicked methods outlined in this manual, he’ll never misbehave again!
Available since: 12/18/2009.
Print length: 226 pages.

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