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Dogs Don't Tell Jokes

Louis Sachar

Editora: Bloomsbury Childrens

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'Why did the guy eat two dead skunks for breakfast?' 'Because dead ones squeal when you stick the fork in.'  
 
Gary W. Boone knows he was born to be a stand-up comedian. It is the rest of the kids in the class who think he is a fool. Then the Floyd Hicks Junior High School Talent Show is announced, and he starts practising his routine non-stop to get it just right. Gary's sure that this will be his big break - he'll make everyone laugh and will win the $100 prize money. But when an outrageous surprise threatens to turn his debut into a disaster, it looks as if the biggest joke of all may be on Gary himself.
Disponível desde: 26/07/2014.
Comprimento de impressão: 224 páginas.

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