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Home Sweet Home Invasion - In a Galaxy Far Far AwRy #2 - cover

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Home Sweet Home Invasion - In a Galaxy Far Far AwRy #2

Liam Gibbs

Publisher: Liam Gibbs

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Summary

So asking where to find the restroom is out of the question? 
When Power Plant and Franchise's starship crash-lands on the Bad Guys' new home turf, a simple mission goes from routine observe-and-report duty to straight-up survival. And their pilot, a robot with a vocal processor built from car alarms, doesn't make hiding any easier whenever it decides to speak its mind at 120 decibels. 
Can Power Plant and Franchise outwit Master Asinine's hunting party long enough for Legion and Burnout to mount a rescue operation? Or will the hunting party execute them before Power Plant runs out of stuff to break? Did Power Plant even brush his teeth before he left the house? 
…is out of the question? 
It's a race between life and death...with a robot who has no inside voice! 
Okay, I seem to remember Power Plant brushing his teeth this morning, so that's one problem solved. 
So asking where… 
When Power Plant and Franchise's starship crash-lands on the Bad Guys' new home turf, a simple mission goes from routine observe-and-report duty to straight-up survival. And their pilot, a robot with a vocal processor built from car alarms, doesn't make hiding any easier whenever it decides to speak its mind at 120 decibels. 
…to find the restroom… 
Can Power Plant and Franchise outwit Master Asinine's hunting party long enough for Legion and Burnout to mount a rescue operation? Or will the hunting party execute them before Power Plant runs out of stuff to break? Did Power Plant even brush his teeth before he left the house? 
It's a race between life and death...with a robot who has no inside voice! 
Okay, I seem to remember Power Plant brushing his teeth this morning, so that's one problem solved.

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