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  The Art of Falling in Love with...

  Anne Kemp

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  All's fair in love and war . . . ESPECIALLY with your grumpy, smoking hot, former football-superstar neighbor. 
   
  Bex: Expecting solitude from my new home shouldn't be the exception. But when you move next door to the grumpiest human on earth, what's a girl to do? Austin Porter may be a former football star, but this man does not have an attitude of gratitude. 
   
  When the strip of land that divides our properties becomes a literal bone of contention, we finally find something we can both agree on: war. Only, I don't want to fight. I want to show this man that sometimes, the greatest comebacks happen once you're off the field.Austin: Was I defined by the game I played? Probably. Judging by the darkness I seem to be most comfortable sinking into, the memory of days now gone by is a weight that threatens to drown my soul. Then she moves in next door.I never expected a woman like Bex to appear and get me so fired up, but I can see a beacon of light for the first time in a long time. She's everything I'm not––warm, caring, full of life. And I'm pretty sure I'm falling in love with her.

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  Maybe Im The Problem? - How To...

  Dicholas Chad Pansy

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  Are you tired of being emotionally stable? 
  Do you wish you could turn every minor interaction into a full-blown existential crisis? 
  Look no further than Maybe I'm the Problem? – the ultimate guide to professional self-gaslighting and strategic overthinking. 
  From the brilliantly neurotic mind of Dicholas Chad Pansy comes a self-help book that will definitely not help you at all. 
  Inside, you’ll learn essential skills like: 
  Turning a simple "Hey" text into a three-day analysis of your entire life. 
  Convincing yourself that your perfectly fine presentation was actually a career-ending disaster. 
  Advanced techniques for imagining worst-case scenarios that defy the laws of physics. 
  The art of apologizing for things that happened in dreams. 
  Perfect for anyone who's ever: 
  ✅ Checked their stove seventeen times in one hour. 
  ✅ Spent a sleepless night replaying that weird thing they said in 2009. 
  ✅ Texted “no worries!!” while absolutely seething with worry. 
  ✅ Said “hope that helps!” in an email while actively panicking. 
  ⚠️ Warning: Side effects may include: 
  Increased self-awareness, 
  Decreased self-awareness, 
  Or both simultaneously. 
  Reader discretion is advised. (But don’t think about it too much. Or do. Oh god, now you’re overthinking whether you’re overthinking.)

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  Strictly Business

  Andrea Smith

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  Brant Taylor has no plans to settle down anytime soon. 
  He's just now finding his place in Corporate America and is on the fast track at his father's company, Taylor Toys. Brant's social calendar is overflowing with possibilities. As the Plant Manager, Brant is tasked with selecting the candidates for the summer intern program for college students who may want a future with the company. But when Brant is forced to hire his younger sister and her friend for the program, his extracurricular activities are curtailed due to their antics, which seriously push his limit, and he's none too happy about it. 
  His sister's best friend, Delilah Mayfield (who Brant nicknamed "Pudge" when they were kids) has always had a mouth on her, for as long as he can remember. But her attitude isn't the only thing that has developed over the past few years, and Brant has taken notice. Typically, she is nowhere near the type of girl to pose a distraction for Brant—he prefers them svelte and sweet, and Delilah is neither of those things—she's so much more. 
  Still, he finds she's a distraction he just doesn't need. Will Brant be able to ignore his attraction to his little sister's best friend, or will his job suffer? 
    
  Mature Content

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  Useless Facts About Life That...

  Sleepy Voices

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  "Bid adieu to those sleepless nights with the enchanting lullaby of our captivating audiobook, "Useless Facts About Life That Will Put You to Sleep Fast." It's the perfect antidote to insomnia, turning sleeplessness into an opportunity to dive into a sea of fascinatingly pointless facts. Far more engrossing than the age-old method of counting sheep, our audiobook promises to take you on a whimsical, soporific journey to dreamland.  
  This curated collection of facts is charmingly quirky, endlessly interesting, yet so soothingly delivered that it lulls you into a deep, restful slumber. Each fact is a nugget of trivia, chosen not for its relevance, but for its ability to calm and to entertain, to distract the mind just enough to help it unwind. 
  Your bedtime routine will no longer be a struggle against the clock, but a joyful exploration of the peculiar and the obscure. Prepare to have your curious mind pleasantly engaged and your restlessness vanquished. There's a world of wonderfully useless facts waiting to serenade you to sleep.  
  No more tossing and turning. Embrace the night with our audiobook and wake up each morning rejuvenated, ready to seize the day. With "Useless Facts About Life That Will Put You to Sleep Fast," your insomnia simply doesn't stand a chance."

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  Collected Stories and Lies

  Aaron Zevy

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  Collected Stories and Lies is a collection of stories, recollections, and memoirs which crackle with wit, brazen sentimentality, and unfiltered self-awareness. With a motley cast of characters, both real and imagined, led by the 'I'm just a little weird' Zevy, popping and out of stories, Collected Stories and Lies blurs the lines of fact and fiction. 
  With Stories culled from Zevy's childhood, misadventures with friends and family and blind date disasters, Collected Stories and Lies is full of exotic food, quirky characters, radios, and generous portions of chutzpah and hubris. You will come away with wry lessons on gambling, family, and the subtle art of exaggeration. 
  After all, one should never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

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  What in God's Name - A Novel

  Simon Rich

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  Welcome to Heaven, Inc., the grossly mismanaged corporation in the sky. For as long as anyone can remember, the founder and CEO (known in some circles as "God") has been phoning it in. Lately, he's been spending most of his time on the golf course. And when he does show up at work, it's not to resolve wars or end famines, but to Google himself and read what humans have been blogging about him.  When God decides to retire (to pursue his lifelong dream of opening an Asian Fusion restaurant), he also decides to destroy Earth. His employees take the news in stride, except for Craig and Eliza, two underpaid angels in the lowly Department of Miracles. Unlike their boss, Craig and Eliza love their jobs -- uncapping city fire hydrants on hot days, revealing lost keys in snow banks -- and they refuse to accept that earth is going under.  The angels manage to strike a deal with their boss. He'll call off his Armageddon, if they can solve their toughest miracle yet: getting the two most socially awkward humans on the planet to fall in love. With doomsday fast approaching, and the humans ignoring every chance for happiness thrown their way, Craig and Eliza must move heaven and earth to rescue them -- and the rest of us, too.

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