The Mixed Doner Murders

Johnny Two Kebabs

Summary

This third instalment is arguably the most important volume of Johnny's memoirs yet, as it firmly establishes him as one of the great ‘thinkers’ of modern times. In this intimate narrative, Johnny shares with us some of his insights into the criminal mind and what drives him in his relentless pursuit of justice.
The art of boxing, political ideology and gender fluidity all play a part in this latest fascinating tale. In these pages, we draw closer to understanding Johnny's 'philosophy of life' when we join him in a 'diversity and inclusion' training course which further enhances his understanding of the human psyche.

Available since: 03/15/2024.

Print length: 78 pages.

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