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Three Men in a Boat

Jerome K. Jerome

Publisher: Zenith Whispering Pines Publishers

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Summary

Three friends. One dog. A "relaxing" boat trip that goes wrong in every possible way.
What begins as a peaceful holiday on the Thames quickly unravels into a riot of comic disasters—burnt meals, collapsing tents, impossible navigation, and endless bickering. Through it all, Jerome's witty storytelling turns trivial mishaps into laugh-out-loud moments, capturing the quirks of friendship and the absurdity of everyday life.

Praised as "one of the funniest books ever written," this timeless classic blends sharp humor, travelogue charm, and irresistible lightheartedness. It remains a favorite for readers seeking joy, escape, and pure comedic delight.

If you love clever humor, warm companionship, and stories that brighten your day, this novel is guaranteed to make you smile.

Open the book—and set sail on a journey where every mistake becomes unforgettable fun.
Available since: 12/11/2025.
Print length: 213 pages.

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