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  A Zombie's History of the United...

  Worm Miller

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  Learn the American history they don’t teach in school—like colonial zombie massacres and undead Civil War heroes—in this horrifying and hilarious volume. 
   
  “Americans have been taught that their nation is civilized and humane. But, too often, U.S. actions have been uncivilized and inhumane.” 
   
  —Howard Zinn 
   
  Shedding light on 500 years of suppression, this shocking exposé reveals the pivotal role in American history played by its most invisible minority—zombies. From colonization and revolution to World Wars and global hegemony, A Zombie’s History of the United States tells the powerful and moving stories of this country’s living-dead underclass, including: 
   
  •The zombie massacre of European colonists at Plymouth Rock 
   
  •The gruesome killing of a zombinated Meriwether Lewis by his fellow explorer William Clark 
   
  •The doomed defense of the Alamo against hordes of the attacking undead 
   
  •The heroic, platoon-saving charge into a hail of German fire by an undead Lt. Audie Murphy 
   
  •The top-secret NASA missions that launched (and often lost) zombies into space 
   
  •The anti-terrorist program to stop the weaponization of the zombie virus

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  Anger Management - Episode 123 -...

  SULI Daniel Johnson

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  An unassuming woman wanders around the landscape of hell accompanied by a dammed priest and a sixties styles teenage demon activist. The trio is sometimes helped and sometimes hindered by a god-like being with dysfunctional split personalities. The series contains many plots and subplots. There is an overall plot that runs throughout the series that involves the nature of Hell being altered by the unintentional efforts of the trio. Equally, there are individual plots for each episode. Several other plots exist that cover intrigues between Heaven, Hell, and the Earth; God, the Devil, and Man. The Audiobook has been produced in the style of a Radio show with actors and audio effects. It is part of a 21 episode series. This audiobook includes: 
  Episode 1- A Narrow Escape Episode 1 finds Laura sowed away on top of a school bus filled with little angels on a field trip to Hell. She tells the border guard the story of her journeys through Hell in hopes of gaining political asylum in Heaven. Thus begins the remarkable and comical story of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Heaven Hell and Everything else in between. 
  Episode 2-Anger Management Laura describes how she wound up in the wrath level where she took on Wrath as an anger management student. Wrath uses his new skills to help him manage his anger in his day-to-day life. Finally, he has a heart to heart with his conscience and thinks he uncovers the real problem. 
  Episode 3-How it began We flashback to the customs interview where Laura finds the real question is how did she get to Hell in the first place. Laura begins to explain, and we flashback to San Francisco International airport. Laura is put on a flight along with three terrorists. On the plane, she wrestles with them and their bomb goes off blowing up the plane and sending them all to Hell. She finds herself in a waiting room in hell. Through a series of misunderstandings, she winds up in the back alleys of Hell.

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  Baked - A Novel

  Mark Haskell Smith

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  This tale of a pot grower in peril is “as cockeyed and riotous as Carl Hiaasen on really good dope” (Kirkus Reviews).   Miro Basinas is an experimental botanist who sells his rarefied product to a discerning clientele. Only Miro is not growing heirloom tomatoes or making organic wine—he’s growing weed. And when Miro hits the big time by winning Amsterdam’s famed Cannabis Cup, cannasseurs and ganjaficionados aren’t the only people who want a piece of him and his mind-blowing pot that tastes like mangoes—and Miro is quickly hit with a bullet.   A mild-mannered hipster who doesn’t know the first thing about revenge—or even who shot him—Miro is soon on a quest to recover his prize invention and to secure his place as the Floyd Zaiger (creator of the pluot) of weed. It’s a journey packed with a delicious cast of characters, including a string-theory obsessed cop, a kinky paramedic, a Mormon missionary struggling to keep his “sap” under control in a city that is the personification of sex, a half-Irish-half-Salvadoran drug dealer and his dim-witted associates, a cougar starlet, and an entrepreneur who wants to turn his medical marijuana Compassion Centers into the Starbucks of pot. Baked is a hilarious, rip-roaring romp from a talented, utterly original novelist.   “Very funny . . . A sweet love story, raunchy sex, outrageous behavior, and a couple of murders.” —The Boston Globe   “Murder, mayhem, marijuana and Mormons—what more could you ask for in a crime novel?” —Lisa Lutz, New York Times–bestselling author of The Spellman Files and The Passenger

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  The Belles Lettres Papers - A Novel

  Charles Simmons

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  The everyday insanity of life at a fictional literary reviewThe journal Belles Lettres has a long and storied history, which is what enticed young editor Frank Page over its threshold in the first place. But Frank did not anticipate the infighting, backstabbing, and utter oddity that are all business as usual at the respected magazine. Still, nothing can match Frank’s thrill at discovering a new literary phenom.But the book industry seems to be on the decline. Integrity is going extinct as conglomerate giants gobble up smaller organs and trample innovation and daring into the muck of commerciality. At least Frank’s position gives him a front-row seat at the publishing world’s fight of the century, as deposed editorial icon Jonathan Margin takes on self-serving corporate overseer Newbold Press in an ink-splattered battle to the death.

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  How to end up in HR

  SIR YETTI THE SCRIBE

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  Are you ready for a wild ride through the absurdity of office life? Meet Sir Yetti The Scribe, the mastermind behind the gut-busting series "How TO END UP IN HR." Brace yourself for a rollercoaster of dark humor and politically incorrect escapades set against the backdrop of the corporate jungle.  All of this mixed in with southern hip hop tracks!

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  Screwed - A Novel

  Eoin Colfer

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  The New York Times–bestselling author’s “comic thriller sends a hard-luck New Jersey club owner tumbling through a mad, mad world of assorted nuts” (Kirkus Reviews). 
   
  As a down-on-his-luck Irish bouncer at a seedy New Jersey bar, Daniel McEvoy succeeded in solving a bizarre string of murders—including that of the girl he loved—with the help of a motley crew of unlikely characters. But that wasn’t the end of his troubles. Now, after being politely asked at gunpoint to deliver a package for a local gangster who blames McEvoy for his mother’s death, he’s dodging traps and eluding corrupt cops while also trying to locate a missing aunt with a serious drinking problem. If he doesn’t develop one himself first . . .  
   
  “McEvoy’s nicely evoked mix of Irish fatalism, resigned violence, and hilarity would make any story a winner; the cast of witty, quirky supporting characters and the pleasingly twisted story line are a bonus. Recommended for readers who enjoy the gritty crime and humor of Elmore Leonard and Michael Van Rooy.” —Booklist 
   
  “Compared with that criminal mastermind Artemis Fowl, Dan McEvoy is a bungling idiot. But that’s essentially the appeal of Eoin Colfer’s first adult protagonist.” —The New York Times Book Review 
   
  “Entertaining . . . His terse, muscular prose makes even a car chase seem like a new idea.” —Kirkus Reviews

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