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  Seven Secrets for Capturing the...

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  What happens when overthinking realtor Laurie is taught by magazine listicles and the Internet to find a man? She hides the bodies of her rejects beneath the finest Maryland properties. Laurie is the ultra-relatable protagonist who is ready to strangle the romantic comedy genre and finish it off with one of her many outlandish murder weapons, such as a raw chicken tenderloin in Seven Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right. This spicy dark comedy brings validation to the masses who are repressing their most cringe-worthy dating tales.

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  The Holey Book of Ferret - A...

  Ferris Cutler

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  Have you ever had trouble deciphering the scriptures? Do you pine to understand the stories of Genesis, Exodus and Revelations? Are you a committed Christian who is constantly learning about your Lord and the mysterious ways in which she moves? 
  If so, you are gunna fucking hate this book 'Coz it takes the piss out of these 3 books of the Bible, it's rude, it's funny and it's from an Australian bogan's perspective. If you don't know what that is, look it up. 
  If you like being offended (and I know that many of you do) read this book and get really mad. If you don't like religion, think the Bible is a load of crap, read this book and have a laugh. 
  Either way, you will never forget The Holey Book of Ferret.

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  How to stop a murder?

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  Hilarious methods to stop a murder.

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  Dusk

  Saki Saki

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  In Saki's short story "Dusk," the narrative unfolds in a park at twilight, symbolically referred to as the "hour of the defeated." The protagonist, Norman Gortsby, reflects on his own sense of defeat while observing the people around him. His solitude is interrupted by the arrival of two characters: an elderly man and a well-dressed young man who appears troubled.

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  Walk of Shame - G-Man Next...

  Andrea Smith

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  G-MAN #6 (Can be read as stand-alone as this is the Next-Gen sub-series!) 
  Holy Hockey Puck! 
  Weston Matthews is twenty-one, a senior in a prestigious, Ivy League College, and has a tongue like Gene Simmons!  
  He's a frat boy, hockey jock, and all around ladies man. He does have one problem though: he has to ace his  
  Classic Lit II class in order to graduate and stay eligible to play hockey for Hardwick University. 
  Weston is provided a tutor to help with his senior Lit class. Enter Penny Lane, also a senior at another local college,  
  doing part-time status at Hardwick. She tutors to earn money, but her aspirations go far beyond just that.  
  Penny is plain, nerdy, brilliant, and has a hidden agenda. She and Weston get off on the wrong foot, and from there,  
  things will only get crazier. 
  Fasten your seat belts, and hold on for dear life as you take this roller-coaster ride on the Walk of Shame! 
  Adult Content; Sexual Situations, 18+

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  Everything Is Fine (Unless It’s...

  Dicholas Chad Pansy

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  A Survival Guide for People Who Overthink Breathing 
  Do you lie awake at night replaying that weird thing you said in 2014? Do you spend more time analyzing text messages than actually responding to them? Do you sometimes mistake mild discomfort for a full-blown medical emergency? 
  Congratulations! You have anxiety. 
  "Everything Is Fine (Unless It’s Not, In Which Case, Panic)" is the book for anyone who has ever: 
  ✅ Imagined an entire argument that never actually happened. 
  ✅ Thought someone hated them because they used a period instead of an exclamation mark. 
  ✅ Googled their symptoms and immediately planned their funeral. 
  This is not a self-help book. This is a validation of your deeply chaotic existence—a hilarious, biting, and painfully relatable deep dive into the spirals, overthinking, and worst-case-scenario fantasies that come with having a brain that refuses to chill. 
  Inside, you’ll find: 
  🔹 The Social Anxiety Checklist™ (includes "Laughed weirdly and immediately regretted it") 
  🔹 A guide to Overanalyzing Texts (Spoiler: Just Stop) 
  🔹 A Flowchart for Deciding Whether to Send That Apology Text (Spoiler: Don’t Do It) 
  🔹 Proof that your boss’s "Good morning" email is not a secret plan to fire you 
  If you’ve ever wished you could return your brain for one that doesn’t assume the worst at all times, this book is for you. Laugh through the panic—because if you can’t fix it, you might as well make fun of it.

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