One Year Swiping on Bumble - A Response to Dolly Alderston

Georges Tibet

Summary

Hands up if you have ever used a dating app? Raise them a little higher. Don’t be shy now! The yearning for easy access to sex on the men’s side, running parallel to the non-stop stream of attention and validation on the women’s side, have made this new form of dating somewhat addictive. From Tinder to Bumble. OkCupid to Hinge. Match.com to Badoo, the perfect partner is only one swipe away right? That is of course if you have managed to get over your ex. A mental leap eluding Georges who, swipes desultorily whilst craving a sign of acceptance from the true love of his life Laetitia. One Year Swiping On Bumble sees Georges weave together stories that will Red Pill Blue Pill men, shock feminists, and defibrillate incels. The unspoken side of female nature is laid bare as the microphone, for so long monopolised by the likes of Dolly Alderton (author of Everything I Know About Love) is finally placed into the hands of men. And not one mention of Andrew Tate nor Jordan Peterson was needed!

Available since: 08/30/2023.

Contemporary Fiction

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