Publisher: HB Classics
Content : Unhappiness The Judgment Before the Law The Metamorphosis A Report to an Academy Jackals and Arabs A Country Doctor In the Penal Colony A Hunger Artist The Trial The Castle Amerika A Little Fable The Great Wall of China The Hunter Gracchus The Burrow
Boy, is Tom Andrews angry! Here he is, trying to enjoy his fortieth birthday party at his mom’s and dad’s house, and his wife Debbie is being her typical overbearing, domineering, controlling self. Sure, he’s used to her and her bossy ways. But of all days for Debbie to be nagging him and criticizing him! And in front of all their guests, too! But if he thinks he’s mad, just wait until Debbie goes a bit too far with her nagging. Now, his dad is even angrier at her for not only ruining his son’s birthday but also for causing him a whole lot of frustration over the years by never allowing him to really enjoy himself when they’re having sex. First, she’s too controlling. Second, thanks to her extreme modesty, she never lets him enjoy her body to the extent that he would like. Yes, Tom’s dad sure is mad. And that’s not a good thing because, first, he has a vicious temper, and, second, as headmaster of a backwoods boarding school, he had a history of getting misbehaving young women over his knee for some good old corporal punishment. So, to the shock of everyone present, he decides that he’s had just about enough of Debbie’s domineering behavior. Right then and there, he administers a thorough, bare-bottom spanking to her—right out in the middle of the living room and in front of all their guests! Well, Tom is sure having a happy birthday now! He’s never before had quite as much of an eyeful of his wife's delicious curves—nor has he ever seen how cute she is when she’s controlled, submissive, vulnerable, and dominated. This is just fantastic! Even better, his dad then orders Debbie and Tom to go upstairs to the guestroom so that, for the first time ever, Tom can be the boss and make his birthday truly spectacular by enjoying his wife in any way he chooses! How far will he go? Even better: How far will Debbie go now that he's made an "impression" on her? Click “Buy Now” right now and find out!Show book
The truth will out… Back home after her life changing moment at Frogham train station, it seems that Alison’s life is looking up and there’s even a possibility of romance on the horizon. Maybe she can finally stop lying. But it’s not very long before it all starts to go wrong and when Alison makes an enemy of Blake’s new girlfriend, she decides it’s time to get herself a proper job and make something of herself. She soon discovers that she’s not actually qualified for anything and is forced to take a job that’s her very worst nightmare. If she didn’t know better, she’d swear that Mother was looking down on her and laughing. Can she ever shake off the spectre of Mother? Will she ever find true love? Find out in Fact Girl Slim Forever, the final instalment in the Fat Girl Slim Series.Show book
Discover the captivating and humorous world of Robert "robear" Isenberg in his latest audiobook, "Why Men Are Suspicious of Yoga: Some Funny Stories and Some Not So Funny," narrated by the talented Phillip Nathaniel Freeman and published by Audiobook Publishing Services. Grady Harp raves, "...Jump in for a series of fine escapes from the pickles that life, at present, delivers. This is one fine attitude adjustment resource!” This revised edition features seven additional essays, blending humor and introspection to create a truly unique listening experience.Key Highlights:Against All Odds: Dive into the inspiring tales of two incredibly brave men who faced life's battles and emerged victorious, changing America for the better.The Car Ride: Relive a memorable experience from Robert's childhood at just five years old, a moment etched forever in his memory.Paul’s Special Birthday: Celebrate the life of one of Robert’s older siblings, Paul, an unsung hero of the "Greatest Generation."Learning How to Just Watch: Reflect on Robert's poignant response to one of life’s most challenging moments, inviting listeners to share their reactions.Father’s Day with My Mother-in-Law and Daddy’s Little Girls: Enjoy these heartfelt additions to the Family section, crafted with love and humor.Two Writers Meet, One Speaks: Witness the magical connection between writers, recognizing each other without visible clues. Robert "robear" Isenberg's storytelling prowess shines through in this collection, offering a blend of laugh-out-loud humor and touching narratives. His engaging style, combined with Phillip Nathaniel Freeman's captivating narration, makes this audiobook a must-listen.Show book
'An assured and clever debut' Kate Kemp, author of The Grapevine 'Warm, witty and deeply romantic' Lauren Bravo, author of Probably Nothing ‘Heart-warming, funny and so relatable’ Laura Dockrill, author of I Love You, I Love You, I Love You *** Sam and Daisy have been best friends since university. Back then Daisy was a wild, Fleetwood Mac-obsessed girl descended from the Yorkshire Moors, while Sam’s youth was misspent traipsing around Liverpool on shopping trips and nights out. But as they lean against each other on a wooden bench in the tired garden of their beloved local pub, gazing out at Sam’s wedding, they have no idea that their paths are about to truly diverge for the first time. As Sam’s desire to become a mother consumes her, and Daisy’s inability to resist temptation haunts her, these best of friends will lose sight of themselves – and each other. With each misstep and unintentional betrayal the gulf widens. But can they build a bridge, or will they let it burn? *** ‘Spending time with the characters – in their hope, uncertainty and banter – was like being amongst friends’ Gabrielle Griffiths, author of Greater Sins ‘A heartfelt kaleidoscope of female friendship’ Roxy Dunn, author of As Young as This ‘A must-read full of heart’ Stephanie Steel, author of The Train from Platform 2 ‘A touching, true-to-life story of friendship, the tensions and pressures of your thirties, and proper Northern representation’ Sarah Handyside, author of Instructions for Heartbreak ‘Sharp and observant, warm and touching’ Bonnie Burke-Patel, author of Dead as Gold ‘Warm, witty and charming, reading That Time Everything Was on Fire feels like gossiping with your best mates in a pub garden and finally feeling the sun on your skin after a long winter’ Marni Appleton, author of I Hope You’re Happy ‘A beautiful ode to the female friendships that carry us through our lives, with all their many complications’ Silvia Saunders, author of Homesick ‘A heartfelt and timely debut’ Elspeth Wilson, author of These Mortal Bodies Kerry Downes That Time Everything Was on Fire is a top novel that explores the intricacies of marriage and divorce, set against the backdrop of humorous and heartwarming coming of age stories. This up-coming book is a testament to the power of family and the bonds that tie us together. nan HarperCollins 2025Show book
Need a laugh, a gasp, or just something to read while you're waiting for the kettle to boil (or, let’s be honest, sat on the loo)? Quickies is a deliciously inappropriate, wildly relatable collection of 15 short stories for grown-ups with short attention spans. From disastrous dates to erotic accidents, accidental ex encounters to spiritual yoga gone wrong, Lauren Hoban serves up bite-sized tales full of awkwardness, lust, and delightfully British chaos. Perfect for fans of rude humour, awkward flirtation, and those “I probably shouldn’t be laughing at this” moments. Dip in, wipe your eyes (or whatever else), and carry on with your day.Show book
When the Chaparrals decide to relocate to the small town of Waverly, Indiana, they inadvertently sign their son up for a trial-by-fire. Coming of age at the dawn of the new millennium, Jay Chaparral must also come to terms with the strange sights and sounds that occur in Waverly. These odd occurrences have nothing to do with the unfulfilled Mayan or Christian prophecies hanging in the air at the time. Are they like rocks, thrown at random, into a solitary pond? Or are they like stepping stones across Waverly's stream, leading Jay toward something greater? The phenomena are sometimes substance-induced, but just as often they come entirely unsolicited. When Jay and his accomplices decide to test Waverly, Jay begins to discover a sinister presence at work in the town. Waverly has a magnetic pull that few escape, physically or mentally, but Jay was the one that got away. Here, for the first time, Jay shares his tales from the midwestern front.Show book
