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  The adventures of Simon the boy...

  BARAKATH

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  Fictional funny stories.

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  A Walk In The Dark

  Luke Skyscraper James

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  Think Laurel and Hardy do the apocalypse. Two buffoons, Ed and Harry, are trapped in their tower block apartments following an apocalypse neither of them remembers, knowing only that daylight is deadly and that they must at all times wear totally immersion, body seal suits, and masks, Ed, doesn’t care why there is always food in the fridge. He is quite happy to remain in his apartment and immerse himself in history books. On the other hand, Harry is bored stupid and is determined to trick Ed into leaving their building and trekking across the rubble in search of answers.Thrust into a world neither of them can explain or understand they journey the rubble and ruins of civilization in search of answers. Where did everyone go?What reduced the world to an ocean of rubble, and why can't they remember it? Why is there always food in the fridge?Who is the Bounty Hunter, who sent him, and why? Has God really been flushed down the toilet? Is Satan's favorite whore really a whore, or is Satan's favorite whore really Satan? All will be revealed as Ed and Harry risk life, limb, and sanity to go outside and take … …A WALK IN THE DARK

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  The Good The Bad and the Nomadic

  Phil O'Brien

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  A collection of stories from the life and times of Australian Outback Raconteur Phil O'Brien. Failing to ever settle down he has amassed over 200 jobs in a life of reckless misadventure , near death experiences, failed romance and at times a few too many beers. Never burdened by material possessions or financial security he was just a bloke that went out and had a crack, and somehow has turned drifting around outback Australia into an artform. The Good The Bad and the Nomadic is a selection of yarns from Phil's previous books and some not told before, all brought to life with entertaining Audio and narrated by Author Phil O'Brien. Easy listening often humorous and unfortunately all the stories are true.  
  An enthusiastic observer and Storyteller Phil O'Brien comes from the Northern Territory of Australia. Leaving home at an early age Phil O'Brien pursued a life of freedom on the road going from job to job and place to place, never quite settling down. His longest job was as a Crocodile Farmer in North East Arnhem Land spanning two a half years, and his shortest was as a Drink Waiter which lasted roughly 27 seconds, and there’s been everything in between. But through it all he has remained on optimist. 
  His lack of formal education has been no drawback as his creativity and passion to entertain and share a story has shone through with 5 published books , also there has been several film projects, as well as being an active live musical performer. He was awarded a Pride of Australia medal in 2007 . 
  In between projects he is still living a mainly nomadic life across the North of Australia.

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  The Second Trilogy of Johnny Two...

  Johnny Two Kebabs

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  This is the trilogy of the second three instalments of the memoirs of Johnny Two Kebabs 
  4. Johnny Two Kebabs - The Prequel 
  5. Johnny's Ridealong 
  6. A Very Maggie Christmas 
  This uproarious narrative relates how Johnny rose to fame by ingesting two doner kebabs in less than two minutes after already having imbibed 13 pints of lager. Johnny also recounts how he foiled a terrorist attack by a Cornish separatist group and experienced a series of visitations by the ghost of the Rt. Hon. Margaret Thatcher.

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  A Cup of Tea on The Commode - My...

  Mark Steven Porro

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  Mark enjoyed his carefree bachelor’s life in Los Angeles. He had no steady girlfriend, no children, few responsibilities outside of work. But that all changed when “The Call” came. Genevieve, his eighty-nine-year-old mother, was on her deathbed. He rushed back to New Jersey to be by her side. Hours became days, days became weeks, then she woke up. So, he moved back into his childhood home and took over her care. His first task was to remove all hazards, which included the current caregivers. 
   
  After, Mark asked his mother, “Do you trust me?” She whispered, “Yes.” “Do you understand I will do everything in my power to keep you healthy and safe?” She smiled and nodded. “That means I’m in charge, and that means now you must obey me.” Her mood shifted in an instant. She looked him dead in the eye, then puckered up her lips. He wasn’t sure if this was a sign of surrender or one wishing him luck. He kissed her and hoped for the best. 
   
  The parent/child role reversal may not have been unique to Mark, but how he dealt with it was. One day, hoping to make Genevieve’s time on the commode a tad more pleasant, he offered her a cup of her favorite beverage. It was a hit, and a cup of tea on the commode became a staple on the morning menu, and the clear choice for the title of this intimate, funny, and heartwarming memoir of how eldercare can be done. 
   
  A Cup of Tea on the Commode chronicles Mark’s multitasking adventures of filling his mother’s last years with love, laughter, and joy. Though not always successful, he came pretty damn close.

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  Short & Silly Jokes For Kids...

  Albert B. Squid

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  366 Days. 366 Jokes. 100% Silly. Because even Leap Day deserves a laugh! 
  While listening to Short & Silly Jokes for Kids 8–12, you’ll discover bold, cheesy, and laugh-out-loud jokes for every single day of the year, yes, all 366 of them! From two-liner zingers and punny puns to knock-knocks, funny sayings, and even real holiday jokes (National Cheese Pizza Day, anyone?), there’s something to make every day brighter. 
  Imagine listening to this month's jokes and instantly getting a giggle, a snort, or a full-on laugh attack. With quick, quirky humor and totally giggle-worthy punchlines, this audiobook keeps the laughs coming all year long, perfect for kids who can’t get enough comedy. 
   Grab your copy of Short & Silly Jokes for Kids 8–12 now, and get ready to laugh every… single… day! 
  (Hilarious Sound Effects Included)

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