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Waffle Irons vs the Horde

Dr. Insensitive Jerk

Narrator 07

Publisher: insensitive Jerk Publishing

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Summary

This audiobook is narrated by an AI Voice.   
Not Your Average Apocalypse 
Robots can foul up anything, and biologicals can foul it up worse, but to foul up everything at once, they must work together. So they worked together. 
This is the hilarious story of the 32,000 young men and women who drew the duty of kicking the robots off our dead world, so we could start to rebuild. 
Author's Summary 
The robots had superior tech and perfect military discipline. Our only advantage was that we had neither. 
Everyone knows how we beat them, but you only know what I wanted you to know. Now, it’s finally time to tell you what really happened. This is my memoir of the war, edited by Dr. Insensitive Jerk. As editors go, he was not the most skilled, or the most likeable, but he was reasonably priced. In retrospect, I should have paid more. 
Editor's Summary: 
I'm not writing a summary. You should have treated me better. 
Publisher's Summary 
Given the author, we were fools to accept this contract. We won't make that mistake again. 
The contract requires us to supply a summary, so here it is: FU. 
Are You Still Reading This? 
Since you are so persistent, here are some things you will find in this book: 
Hiding among the Perseid meteors 
A cruel narrator 
A Christian hero 
The dunking wench 
Vengeance 
Here are some things you won't find: 
A girl boss 
Zombies 
A boring page
Duration: about 10 hours (09:55:03)
Publishing date: 2025-10-08; Unabridged; Copyright Year: — Copyright Statment: —