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I Have No Idea What I’m Doing - A Guide to Faking Competence Until You Believe It - cover

I Have No Idea What I’m Doing - A Guide to Faking Competence Until You Believe It

Dick Chad Pansy

Publisher: Ruin Your Life Now

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Summary

Are you one minor inconvenience away from a full-blown existential crisis?Do you regularly Google how to do your own job while hoping nobody notices?Ever sat in a meeting nodding thoughtfully while having no clue what’s happening?
 
Congratulations! 🎉 You’re just like everyone else.
 
This book is a highly questionable, deeply unserious guide to:✔️ Looking like you have your life together while internally screaming.✔️ Pretending you belong in the room, even when you definitely don’t.✔️ Saying things with confidence so people stop asking follow-up questions.
 
Inside, you’ll learn highly advanced survival techniques, including:
 
🔥 "Meetings, Presentations, and Other Ways to Have a Public Meltdown" (How to say “Let’s circle back” and escape responsibility forever.)🔥 "Job Interviews: The Olympic Sport of Pretending You’re Normal" (How to answer 'Tell me about yourself' without crying.)🔥 "Your Inner Critic is a Liar (And Also Kind of a Jerk)" (Why your brain is an unpaid intern with terrible opinions.)🔥 "Nobody Actually Knows What They’re Doing (And That’s Beautiful)" (How billionaires, CEOs, and your boss are all just making stuff up.)
 
If you’ve ever felt like an imposter, like a fraud, or like you are one “Let’s hop on a quick call” away from quitting life and living in the woods—this book is for you.
 
Because here’s the truth:🚀 Nobody knows what they’re doing. They’re just pretending louder.🔥 And now, so can you.
 
WARNING: This book will not help you grow as a person. It will, however, make you feel slightly better about the absolute trainwreck that is modern life.
Available since: 04/02/2025.
Print length: 71 pages.

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