The Bullshit Artist’s Handbook - How to Dominate Conversations with Zero Expertise

Dicholas Chad Pansy

Summary

If you’ve ever found yourself in a conversation thinking, “I have no idea what I’m talking about”—this book is your salvation.
 
In The Bullshit Artist’s Handbook, self-proclaimed overthinker and professional nonsense generator Dicholas Chad Pansy offers a brutally honest, wildly practical guide to dominating conversations, debates, meetings, and social events with zero actual knowledge. No degrees, facts, or preparation required—just the audacity to sound like you know what you’re doing.
 
This isn’t about lying. This is about sounding smart, intimidatingly confident, and vaguely profound—all while saying absolutely nothing of substance.

Available since: 03/31/2025.

Print length: 82 pages.

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