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Summary

Are you one minor inconvenience away from a full-blown existential crisis? 
Do you regularly Google how to do your own job while hoping nobody notices? 
Ever sat in a meeting nodding thoughtfully while having no clue what’s happening? 
Congratulations! 🎉 You’re just like everyone else. 
This book is a highly questionable, deeply unserious guide to: 
✔️ Looking like you have your life together while internally screaming. 
✔️ Pretending you belong in the room, even when you definitely don’t. 
✔️ Saying things with confidence so people stop asking follow-up questions. 
Inside, you’ll learn highly advanced survival techniques, including: 
🔥 "Meetings, Presentations, and Other Ways to Have a Public Meltdown" (How to say “Let’s circle back” and escape responsibility forever.) 
🔥 "Job Interviews: The Olympic Sport of Pretending You’re Normal" (How to answer 'Tell me about yourself' without crying.) 
🔥 "Your Inner Critic is a Liar (And Also Kind of a Jerk)" (Why your brain is an unpaid intern with terrible opinions.) 
🔥 "Nobody Actually Knows What They’re Doing (And That’s Beautiful)" (How billionaires, CEOs, and your boss are all just making stuff up.) 
If you’ve ever felt like an imposter, like a fraud, or like you are one “Let’s hop on a quick call” away from quitting life and living in the woods— this book is for you. 
Because here’s the truth: 
🚀 Nobody knows what they’re doing. They’re just pretending louder. 
🔥 And now, so can you. 
WARNING: This book will not help you grow as a person. It will, however, make you feel slightly better about the absolute trainwreck that is modern life.

Duration: about 1 hour (01:12:16)
Publishing date: 2025-04-08; Unabridged; Copyright Year: — Copyright Statment: —

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