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Did I Just Embarrass Myself? (Probably But Let’s Obsess Over It for 12 Hours) - A Play-by-Play Breakdown of Every Conversation You’ve Ever Had - cover

Did I Just Embarrass Myself? (Probably But Let’s Obsess Over It for 12 Hours) - A Play-by-Play Breakdown of Every Conversation You’ve Ever Had

Dicholas Chad Pansy

Publisher: Ruin Your Life Now

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Summary

Did I just embarrass myself? (Probably, but let’s obsess over it for 12 hours.)Welcome to the official handbook for people who replay every conversation they've ever had like it's a humiliating movie they didn’t consent to star in.If you’ve ever:✔️ Rehearsed saying “here” before roll call.✔️ Changed grocery store lines to avoid small talk.✔️ Said “you too” when a waiter told you to enjoy your meal.✔️ Sent a text, reread it 27 times, and still panicked…Congratulations! You may be entitled to financial compensation (just kidding, but you will find this book painfully relatable).
Available since: 03/31/2025.
Print length: 55 pages.

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