12 Stunning Love Songs

Darren Hobson

Publisher: BookRix

Summary

For two decades, you've been yearning for it: the ultimate collection of the twelve greatest love songs ever written, presented in breathtaking poetry. Imagine the romantic success this Valentine's Day! Your future partner will be utterly captivated, and your laundry will gleam with newfound brilliance.But hold on to your heartstrings (and your tea!). This book is far from a typical serenade. This prolific poet presents a riotously tongue-in-cheek collection that plunges into the deepest, most absurd corners of English humor. Celebrating ten years in self-publishing, it's a defiant gift to all who've laughed or cried with his work. Nothing in these pages is meant to be taken seriously; in fact, the very titles might make you groan or spit out your Earl Grey.So, put on your glad rags and prepare to be genuinely entertained by the quirky poet from Preston. Reading is to explore and be entertained – just leave your mushy peas at home.

Available since: 08/06/2024.

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