Two Ruddy Ducks and a Partridge on a Par Three - The Unexpurgated Golf Letters of Mortimer Merriweather

Clive Agran

Summary

Once described as the worst golfer never to have won a major, Mortimer Merriweather is a complex character with virtually nothing to show for 60 years of golf at the lowest level.
Decades of abject failure to strike the ball properly undoubtedly fuelled his frustration and led ultimately to him venting his ire on individuals, companies and organisations connected with the game of golf in this remarkable series of 100 letters.
The result is this hilarious book of his bizarre, insulting, unsettling and plain mad golfing ideas, all sent to famous hapless recipients, illustrated with occasional cartoons. 
'Clive Agran is golf's funniest writer.' – John Hopkins, The Times

Available since: 04/04/2024.

Print length: 160 pages.

Other books that might interest you

The Metal Detecting Bible 2nd...

Brandon Neice

Become a metal detecting expert with this A–to–Z guide that covers everything from choosing equipment to finding the best sites and selling your finds. 
Nothing is as thrilling as finding cool (and often valuable) stuff right under your feet. So grab this guide and get ready to dig up more and more finds. Packed with helpful information on making your search successful and exciting, The Metal Detecting Bible serves up step–by–step instructions, illustrations, and useful photos that can turn you into a professional treasure hunter. 
From quick–start tips for novices to insider secrets for the most experienced hobbyists, this hands–on guide is the ultimate resource on all aspects of metal detecting.

Show book

How to Fail at Documentary...

Vickie Morgan

If you're a fan of Alan Doyle, you'll love and appreciate most of the stories in this book as it serves as the backdrop for a tv series that was never meant to be. Vickie Morgan had been making films and public access tv shows for years when a broadcaster trying to spend their sports budget waltzes into St. John's, Newfoundland during the pandemic (properly masked over Zoom calls of course) and offers Vickie the gig of a lifetime. 
How to Fail at Documentary Filmmaking is a hilarious and poignant story that will give you the courage and compassion necessary to understand the problem probably isn't you.  
"Wow, Vickie’s determination has to be admired. She'll mow her own path, she's a trooper." 
~ Tina Maddigan, author of Written in Stone 
"How To Fail At Documentary Filmmaking: a novelization of the unfinished docu-series adapted from an idea for a book based on true events." ~ Josh Morgan, lives with Vickie, read the book four times

Show book

Gardening - Greenhouses...

Maria Garrets

This book consists of 3 titles:
Greenhouse: Greenhouse gardening offers numerous benefits beyond extending the growing season. It provides a controlled environment that protects plants from pests, diseases, and extreme weather conditions, creating an ideal microclimate for optimal growth. With precise control over temperature, humidity, and light levels, gardeners can cultivate a wide range of plants that might not thrive in their local climate otherwise. Greenhouses also allow for efficient use of space, enabling vertical gardening, hydroponic systems, and other innovative cultivation techniques. Additionally, greenhouse gardening promotes sustainability by reducing water consumption, minimizing the need for chemical pesticides, and enabling year-round production of fresh, locally grown produce.
Horticulture: Horticulture encompasses a wide range of disciplines, including plant biology, genetics, soil science, entomology, plant pathology, and environmental science. It involves understanding the specific needs of different plant species, such as their preferred growing conditions, nutritional requirements, and pest and disease management strategies.
Irrigation Systems: An irrigation system is a method used to supply water to crops or landscapes in a controlled manner, typically to assist with crop growth or maintain landscapes. There are various types of irrigation systems, including drip irrigation, sprinkler systems, and flood irrigation, each with its own advantages and applications.

Show book

Get Rich in your own way

Gayatri kumari

Get Rich in Your Own Way 
In "Get Rich in Your Own Way," embark on a transformative journey to financial freedom and personal fulfillment. This audiobook provides practical, actionable advice tailored to your unique strengths, passions, and circumstances. Whether you're just starting out or looking to optimize your current financial strategy, this guide offers insights and tools to help you build wealth on your terms. 
Discover:Personalized Wealth-Building Strategies: Learn how to leverage your individual talents and interests to create multiple income streams and achieve financial independence.Mindset Mastery: Develop a wealth mindset that empowers you to overcome obstacles, stay motivated, and make smart financial decisions.Investment Insights: Explore various investment opportunities, from stocks and real estate to innovative ventures, and find the best fit for your goals and risk tolerance.Entrepreneurial Guidance: Get practical advice on starting and growing your own business, turning your passions into profitable ventures.Financial Management: Master the art of budgeting, saving, and managing debt to ensure long-term financial stability and growth.Success Stories: Be inspired by real-life examples of individuals who have successfully built wealth using diverse and unconventional methods. 
"Get Rich in Your Own Way" is not just another financial guide; it's a personalized roadmap to help you achieve the wealth and lifestyle you desire. With clear, step-by-step instructions and motivational insights, this audiobook empowers you to take control of your financial future and live life on your own terms.

Show book

Kids' Sewing Workshop - 26...

Karine Thiboult-Demessence

Aspiring and experienced seamstresses or seamsters now have their ultimate guide to sewing. Sewing Workshop for Young Makers features 40 awesome patterns for young people who enjoy sewing. Each creation can be made on a sewing machine by following the super simple instructions that are accompanied by illustrated steps and diagrams. The garments, as instructed in the book, are sized for an average 10-year-old girl and are sized loose. The techniques shown in the book, by hand and by machine, establish a necessary basic skill set followed by the variety of learn-to-sew projects including a charm bag, a tied headband, braided bracelets, a cactus cushion, a retro purse, message banners, a maxi sweatshirt and more! In a world where it is increasingly important to be frugal, instead of buying their next wardrobe, kids can now make their own!

Show book

Walking with Barbara - 30 Emails...

Barbara Hemphill

Walking with Barbara: 30 Emails from God is a book that surprises. First, its author, Barbara Hemphill, a feisty organization guru, and international businesswoman, feels instantly like a friend. And, after you read one email, it's impossible not to want to read all 30!  
You will be inspired by her candid conversations about faith, God's will, leadership, and how to navigate the challenges of life with grace. You'll learn about yourself and enjoy Barbara's revelations about herself, her life, and values.  
You'll smile and perhaps shed a tear or two as you explore this connection with yourself and the author. We all crave this connection in today's distanced and tech-heavy world -- even if we've never realized it until we put this unique book into our hands.

Show book