Editorial: Tektime
This e-book helps ladies in relationships to awaken the love in their men and give their relationships the boost they require.Attention! In your attempts to make your man jealous without losing him, always remember that; there is no greater glory than love, nor any greater punishment than jealousy.PUBLISHER: TEKTIME
In their highly-anticipated first book, the hilarious mom duo with millions of followers explores all the ridiculous shit you’re expected to do to keep multiple humans alive and happy-ish, and celebrates the love for the friends who get you through it. Kristin Hensley and Jen Smedley, the creators of #IMomSoHard, are just like you and your best mom friend, only funnier and with more wine. Perhaps you’ve seen one of their insanely popular videos musing on everything from impractical swimsuit fashions to “Things I Found in My Bra.” Or maybe you’ve gone to one of the shows on their sold-out tour, hailed as “monster truck rallies for moms.” Or you might have just taken a break from mom-ing so hard yourself and decided to read some adult words for a few minutes. Did you pour yourself some wine? This is not a self-help book. Kristin and Jen know that you probably didn’t get to shower today and that the last thing you need is advice on all the stuff you’re doing wrong. Instead, Kristin and Jen talk nipple hair, sex after marriage, Mom-bods, and their unhealthy obsession with Khal Drogo from Game of Thrones. #IMomSoHard is packed with the back-and-forth laugh-out-loud best-friend banter that Kristin and Jen are known for, with plenty of real talk about post-partum depression, bullying, and the dark thoughts that plague every mom. Throughout it all, they know the ups and downs of motherhood often have nothing to do with your kids—it’s the female friendships and solidarity you have with other moms that makes it all worthwhile. #IMomSoHard is like a long, funny, gab session with your best mom friends. Kristin and Jen know 6:00–8:00 pm is the worst time to call you. They know not to harass you when you show up to a playdate in a free t-shirt you got from the dentist. They won’t give pep talks, but they will talk you down from the motherhood ledge, because, congrats: you’re passing with a “C”—and that’s all any of us can hope for.Ver libro
With 543 family-friendly jokes, Dad Fun Puns is brimming with clever humor and delightfully cheesy jokes that will tickle the funny bone of even the most cringe-worthy dads. It's the perfect gift for seasoned fathers, new dads, grandpas, and soon-to-be dads alike. This joke book is a laugh-out-loud tribute to the greatness (and awfulness) of these jokes, making it an ideal present from daughters, sons, wives, partners, or anyone who appreciates their unique charm. And remember, you don't have to be a dad to enjoy these jokes! This joke book includes: General jokes Christmas Theme jokes Thanksgiving Theme jokes Halloween Theme jokes Back to School Theme jokes Independence Day Theme jokes April Fools Theme jokes and More Groaners Get ready for a treasure trove of obvious, silly, and delightfully awkward humor in this extensive collection of the finest groan-inducing dad jokes. With clever one-liners, literal punchlines, and pun-tastic dialogue, it's a gift that will keep on giving. Whether it's Father's Day, Christmas, a white elephant exchange, birthdays, or any occasion, this book is sure to bring joy and laughter! Some jokes from within: Q. Have you heard about the chocolate record player? A. It sounds pretty sweet Q. How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh? A. Nothing, it's on the house Q. Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in? A. He went to see "Closed for the Winter"Ver libro
In this, the second installment in the How to Steer Your Kid series, M. P. MacDougall returns with a cast of irreverent characters and hilarious, only slightly embellished stories. There’s something for everyone who ever grew up in a somewhat weird family. MacDougall relates a variety of slapstick adventures - from taxidermy gone horribly wrong, to near-drownings while encased in a sleeping bag, to being hunted by a mythical monster with a sadistic sense of humor. Redneck neighbors and red-hot peppers are no match for the erstwhile Jet Screamer. Suffering personal injury to his extremities and personal insults to his psyche, MacDougall survives it all with a steady diet of Meat Sandwiches!Ver libro
Finding your place in the world should not be the exclusive reality of the rich. TRAVEL... FULFILLMENT... PEACE… These things should be had by all who possess the vision to strive for them.Ver libro
Inhabiting a landscape, walking a landscape, writing a place and time. Linda Cracknell is a writer of place and nature who believes in being alert, observing, and writing from the particulars of each experience. Engaging bodily with her writing, she is someone for whom getting mud on her boots, sleeping high up in the hills, or being slapped by salt water can all be part of her process. She follows Susan Sontag's advice to “Love words, agonize over sentences and pay attention to the world.” In this varied collection of essays, Linda backpacks on a small island that is connected to the mainland at low tide, musing on the nineteenth-century Scottish writer whose character was shipwrecked there. She hikes the wooded mountain trail close to her home in winter snow—a place she is intimately familiar with in all weathers and seasons—and she retraces the steps of a multiday hike made almost seven decades after her parents trod the route together. She explores her inspirations, in nature and from other artists and their work. Reading this collection will open your eyes to the world around you and how you can observe, take note, and later commit those notes and memories to written pieces that will evoke the place and time.Ver libro
Beagle Dog Training Audio Book Crate, Obedience, Food, & Potty training a Puppy by Brian Mahoney This dog training book is an essential guide for dog owners who want to establish a strong foundation of training for their new furry companions. This comprehensive book provides expert advice, practical techniques, and step-by-step instructions to ensure successful training in four key areas: crate training, obedience training, food & nutrition, and potty training. But also Discover... * Why a Beagle is a great dog to own * Beagle Characteristics * Proper food & nutrition * Quick & Easy House Training * Essential dog training commands * Essential dog training commands part 2 * Expert Social & Behavioral Training * Puppy Loving Healthcare * Puppy Care Resources With a wealth of practical tips, troubleshooting advice, and real-life examples, this book equips dog owners with the knowledge and tools to establish a strong bond with their pups while instilling good behavior and habits. Whether you're a first-time dog owner or looking to enhance your training skills, this book is an invaluable resource for raising a well-behaved and happy canine companion. "An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest" Benjamin Franklin Order now, and take advantage of this time tested knowledge... don't wait... you'll wait your life away...Ver libro
