Publisher: Tektime
This e-book gives you ways that any man can use to win over the lady of his dreams.Attention! No lady is perfect until you fall in love with her. After you carefully read this e-book, you'll be like; “Let us not only fall in love, let us live life as if life is our love affair.” PUBLISHER: TEKTIME
An ebook collection of three novels that follow the hilarious misadventures of a woman who takes no prisoners—which is never ideal for a police officer. Mavis Upton tackles everything life can throw at her in this humorous, poignant, and moving series of an everyday girl who one day followed a law enforcement dream . . . Handcuffs, Truncheon and a Polyester Thong Single mom Mavis Upton decides to pursue her lifelong ambition to become a police officer. Using her newly discovered investigative skills, she reluctantly embarks on a search to find her errant dad who was last seen years before, making off with her mum’s much needed coupon for a fabulous foam cup bra all the way from America. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Our hapless heroine Constable Mavis Upton is preparing to step down the aisle with her fiancé Joe, but has to deal with her temperamental teen daughter, as well as investigate a serial flasher on a push bike. Throw a diva drag queen into the mix and readers can expect the usual hilarious Mavis mishaps that made the first book such a hit. Blues, Twos and Baby Shoes Mavis and her daughter Ella are both pregnant. But now Mavis has to deal with a mysterious case involving a blackmailer sending poison pen letters. Can Mavis juggle impending motherhood and her career, maintain a loving relationship with her other half Joe and deal with being a grandmother, all while solving the case? Series praise “Laugh out loud brilliance, so witty and cleverly written.” —Samantha Magson “Hilarious! It’s true, everyone needs Mavis in their life.” —Sherrie Hewson “Such a terrific read!” —Lorraine KellyShow book
DO YOU ABSOLUTELY LOVE CATS?? Did you know they played a huge role in US history? Like to know more...? This funny, informative book has tons of the kinds of fun stories and fascinating trivia that cat lovers can't get enough of... It tells you EVERYTHING you might possibly like to know about how cats shaped US history and culture... DID YOU KNOW? --A cat from The Mayflower gave birth on Plymouth Rock? --That Abraham Lincoln fed his darling Tabby with a golden spoon? --A fancy show cat named Cherry Pop was presented with the keys to San Francisco? -- Alaskan prospectors paid dearly for expert rodent-control--with gold dust? This one-of-a-kind book has TONS of fun cat stories, unusual trivia and quirky feline facts that are sure to entertain and educate you. NOW YOU CAN DISCOVER... --How brave mama cats stopped kidnappers and dragged kittens from the flames. --How ordinary, everyday cats broke into show business and advertising. --How a Texas tabby lived to be 38. --Why astronauts at NASA look to our feline friends for guidance. --How Hemingway founded his very own cat dynasty. --How "cat signs" led lonely, wandering hobos to warm meals from kindly ladies. AND, how your darling little kitten might just be a tax deduction...Show book
A team of con artists travel the country, marrying rich, unsought women, only to clean them out on their wedding night. The only problem is their last mark's father happens to be a secret underworld kingpin now bent on avenging his homely daughter's broken heart. After Angie Robertson's new husband disappears with over $200,000 in wedding gifts and a brand new 911 Porsche convertible, her gangster father makes it his mission to seek retribution. Alongside him is Angie's brother and heir to the Robertson empire, Sebastian, who, like his father, is eager to enact a swift revenge. Meanwhile, the missing groom and his team of con artists speed along the southwestern coast, searching for the next town and rich, lonely girl they could scam out of a couple hundred grand. The Wedding Bandits have been doing this for years, and they've only gotten better with time. Settling in the small town of Oak County, the team starts their usual routine of finding a mark. The new target is the daughter of the town Sheriff, a sage man who came into substantial wealth in years past for an act of heroism. Unbeknownst to the bandits, as they plot and scheme a way to separate the Sheriff from his millions, Angie's brother and father have been tracking their movements, inching closer each day to their coveted vengeance. And yet, despite all the secrets and malicious behavior, love manages to bud between the bandits' dauntless leader and the Sheriff's homely daughter. It seems like Cupid may have finally caught up to the traveling hustler. Unfortunately, so have the FBI… The mission becomes a ticking time bomb that ends in abduction, heartbreak, and murder. And the person you least expect may be the one to squeeze the trigger.Show book
Fueled by cheap vodka and low standards in her twenties, Jana naively assumes that “happily ever after” is just a dark, sweaty nightclub away. In this memoir, Jana meets men. A lot of men — at bars, online, on New York rooftops. But with every face-licker, toe-sucker, and internet creep who just wants to bathe with her, it becomes clearer that hers is a ghost story, not the fairy tale she expected. Still single in her thirties, with the specter of loneliness looming, she realizes she’ll need to adjust her approach to dating and her relationship with herself, or risk being haunted by the mistakes of her dating past, and a future of shirtless bathroom selfies. Though Ghosted by Jana Eisenstein depicts the struggle to find lasting love in a world where romantic connections are ephemeral and difficult to conjure, at its heart, it’s a story about learning to accept that when it comes to dating, there are scarier fates than ending up alone.Show book
Awesome Epic Hilarious Funny Jokes (Part 2) is part of a humorous 2-book, audio series. This audio book is for little kids and big kids, alike. Guaranteed to give you serious belly-aching laughs, all-year round. So, if you are looking for incredibly funny jokes, puns, and epic funny one-liners, that make you laugh out more? Then, you have certainly come to the right place. HEALTH WARNING – Listen only if your aim is to laugh at side-splitting hysterically funny jokes, and you don’t mind pissing your pants. No part of this book may be reproduced. Not even in a test tube. Nor by artificial means, electronic nor hand-over fist, or mechanical. Including photocopying, recording, brail, painting by numbers, crossword, morse code, or by any informational storage, and retrieval system. Without strict permission in writing, from a Silverback Gorilla, a yellow Chimpanzee, and the publisher. WARNING: Please note that this book, is not suitable for those who have a heart condition, or those who maybe 11 years of age and under. Some themes are suitable for adults only, and for those of a mature disposition.Show book
Maisy Moore is not looking forward to the holiday season. As owner of the only hair salon in Gamble, Alaska, she'll be run off her feet helping her clients get dolled up for parties. Parties she'll never be invited to. But that's not the worst of it. As a single mom, she knows she still won't be able to give her seven-year-old son, Jack, the kind of magical Christmas his classmates get. If only she could give him what he really wants—to know who his dad is. The last thing Maisy needs is for NHL star Chase Evans to come waltzing back into town like he's God’s gift to women. But that's exactly what Chase does. After a taking a crosscheck from behind, Chase's season is over. Instead of scoring goals, he's recovering from shoulder surgery, and according to his mother, there's no better place to recover than home. The last thing Chase expects is to find Maisy Moore still single. He decides to see if maybe they could rekindle their brief romance. But when he tries to talk to her, he discovers Maisy's feelings of lust have turned to loathing. Will Maisy manage to keep the identity of her son a secret? Will there be a holiday miracle that will reunite two hard-headed lovers?Show book
