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The Winemaker & the Call Girl - She's done wild stuff but never anything like this - cover

The Winemaker & the Call Girl - She's done wild stuff but never anything like this

Bjorn Peeters

Publisher: Tales Of Peeters

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Summary

She's done wild stuff, but never anything like this.
 
Gaspard is a winemaker living a calm bachelor's life. But today, a gorgeous woman parks her bicycle against his old house. The blonde hip-sways over to him. After a cheerful "Bonjour Monsieur!" she asks to get down to business right away, as she's in a hurry.
 
The way she looks, any man would be happy to!
 
Instead of taking her up on the offer, Gaspard takes her on a tour of his vineyard. He soon confuses the girl by showing her how hot he finds her, but at the same time not laying a finger on her. After more failed attempts to get him going, the girl becomes so bewildered that she pulls out all the stops for Gaspard.
 
She raises the sexy to critical levels, but Gaspard's plan requires just a bit more patience!
 
The Winemaker & the Call Girl is the twenty-second installment in the Bjorn Peeters Half-hour Comedy series Funny Sex Adventures. If you want a fun-filled comedy that proves work and pleasure CAN mix, this country-life adventure with a surprise ending is just the thing to cheer up your day!
 
Read it now!
 
(Previously published as 'The Secret to Winemaking')
 
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FUNNY SEX ADVENTURES is a weekly comedy series about sex, dates, flings, crushes, love, relationships, and marriage. Every episode is a complete short story with a funny twist ending. You can read them in any order you like. Get the latest Funny Sex Adventure EVERY FRIDAY, year-round! A publishing schedule is available on the author’s website, or check out the pre-orders. Various bundles are available.
 
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Half-hour Comedies are the perfect format for a break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to relax and have fun.
Available since: 05/04/2022.
Print length: 16 pages.

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