Dr. Juan Trafton Schmeltanzinger
Your Trailer Park Shrink,Dr. Juan Trafton Schmeltanzinger,is the result of a blow to the head of a real retired psychologist.Poor Dr. Juancan't very well tell the real (nonfiction) from the concocted (fiction). This forced him to invent a new form of writing: Nonfriction. Since the stuff, you see, just slips out of him!
Schmeltanzinger hassentlots of this stuff to high classmagazines, likeThe New Yorker.But all refuse tosign a delivery receipt. Oh well, Dr. Juan sighs, to each his ozone....
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