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Campfire Tales

V.K. Black

Publisher: V.K. Black

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Laze around the campfire with a glass of red wine and enjoy V.K. Black's third volume of short, sweet and kinda sexy tales. These eight stories follow honeymooning couple, Ellie and Michael, as they travel around Australia in a beat up old Land Cruiser, sleep in a tent, and don't mind at all that their air mattress is flat the next morning. Chuckle with them as they make love, fight, and meet amazing people from all over the world.

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