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A Man of a Few More Words

Swan Morrison

Publisher: Lulu.com

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Summary

In 2006, Swan Morrison published A Man of Few Words, a collection of one hundred examples of Swan’s Short Humour with a connecting theme of life in the modern world.

This book is a second such collection and includes one hundred further comedy stories, dialogues, poems, letters, spoof news reports, articles and songs.

Also in 2006, The Short Humour Site was created. This site continues to promote the reading and writing of Short Humour,both in Britain and throughout the world. 

The Writers’ Showcase on the Site now includes hundreds of pieces by numerous writers.
Available since: 09/05/2014.

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