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How to Relax Without Getting the Axe - A Survival Guide to the New Workplace

Stanley Bing

Publisher: HarperCollins e-books

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Summary

“Nobody pricks corporate balloons better than Stanley Bing.” – New York Post 
The ultimate satirist of corporate America, bestselling author Stanley Bing (Sun Tzu Was a Sissy, Crazy Bosses) now offers an outrageous survival guide to the new workplace with How to Relax Without Getting the Axe—an eminently useful handbook that shows you how to retire on the job while still taking up (window) office space and drawing a huge salary. Succeeding in business without really trying is easy when you listen to Bing.
Available since: 11/17/2010.

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