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Namaste Bitch I Found My Twin Inside — A Baby’s Guide to Burning the Matrix - Kundalini Chaos and Cutting the Crap - cover
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Namaste Bitch I Found My Twin Inside — A Baby’s Guide to Burning the Matrix - Kundalini Chaos and Cutting the Crap

Solar Bruntha

Narrator Solar Bruntha

Publisher: Cosmic Middle Finger Publishing

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Summary

Peekaboo, Matrix — you’re busted. 
Namaste, Bitch – I Found My Twin Inside is the story of burning your diapers, tossing your pacifier, and finally telling every illusion: “no more milk, bitch, I’m grown.” 
This isn’t your grandma’s spiritual fairytale. It’s messy, loud, and full of divine toddler energy that flips the bird while giggling. I don´t hand you healing crystals or soulmate promises — I hand you a cosmic rattle that smashes every mask you ever wore. 
If you’re ready to crawl out of the Matrix playpen and dance naked in your own truth, welcome home, baby.
Duration: 30 minutes (00:30:05)
Publishing date: 2025-08-18; Unabridged; Copyright Year: — Copyright Statment: —