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101 Flawless Pick up lines! - Dirty secrets to get inside of her

Short Good Jokes

Editorial: K Victoria

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101 Flawless Pick up lines! - Dirty secrets to get inside of her

 
Enclosed are some the worlds best kept secrets……….. the worlds greatest pick up lines!

 
By mastering the enclosed flirt tips, you’ll become just a flirt and become one with yourself.

 
Use these line 

 - pick up women 

 - flirt for fun and meet the one 

 - pick up single ladies 

 - pick up girls (by this we mean women) 

 - pick up single parents 

 - pick up a single mom 

 - pick up a single white vampire 

 - pick up men (wheather you are gay or lesbian, most of these lines are universal)

 
If you fall flat on your face flirting with disaster then simply get up, pick up the pieces, and keep flirting fearlessly, if you can’t do it in person,, then pick up the phone , pick up the line, try some flirt texting. These chat up lines will work anywhere in the world.

 
Some of these are chat up lines are so powerful and dirty that you’ll become the guru of the following 

 - speed dating 

 - webcam sex 

 - dating a cougar 

 - speed dating with the dead 

 - flirting with fortune

 
Your friends will be amazed by your techniques and flock to you for your advice on a range of topics

 
 - dating advice for men 

 - dating advice for women 

 - dating after divorce 

 - single parenting 

 - flirting with love 

 - Understand the meaning of the universe

 
Married friends will beg to join you during your pick up conquests, they will file for divorce, hoping to be single by saturday and join on your speed dating crusade to your new adult romance.

 
Note that we do not take responsibility for any of the following as a result of using applying our sage advice - 

 - Broken promises 

 - Broken hearts 

 - Bruised but broken arms 

 - Swollen feet 

 - Falling victim to a ballbuster 

 - Loss of innocence 

 - Loss of control

 
Note that these are tried and tested golden chat up lines, but as with any pick up attempt, there is always a very small possibility of rejection.

 
Download your copy today 

Simply scroll up and click on the buy link, the ebook is delivered almost instantly to you for your reading pleasure and calculated verbal attack.

 
Were you Satisfied? 

If any of the following happened to you after you purchased this ebook 

 - Got laid 

 - Were physically abused 

 - Had a laugh 

 - Smiled 

 - Simply enjoyed our book 

...then please leave a review behind………
Disponible desde: 22/08/2014.

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