How to Become a Millionaire Day Trader (Start with 2 Million) - A Quick Way to Cut Your Net Worth in Half

Sankar Srinivasan

Sinopse

Are you ready to risk it all in the most glorious way possible?Step into the high-stakes world of day trading where YOLO is a strategy, Reddit is a research tool, and 100x leverage is just Monday morning.
 
In How to Become a Millionaire Day Trader (Start with 2 Million), you'll laugh, cringe, and maybe cry as you explore the satirical journey of retail traders gone wild. This parody guide delivers hilariously bad advice on technical analysis, diamond hands, and emotional breakdowns — all wrapped in sarcasm sharp enough to slash a stop-loss order.
 
Learn how to:
 
Ignore all risk management rules (they're just suggestions)
 
Join pump-and-dump Discords full of "alpha"
 
Convince your parents that your Robinhood account is your 401(k)
 
Master candlestick patterns that look like chicken nuggets
 
Become emotionally attached to losing trades — it builds character
 
Perfect for frustrated traders, finance bros, and wannabe wolves of Wall Street, this book is a brutally honest joke — because sometimes the only thing you can do after a -78% drawdown is laugh.
 
📉 Warning: May cause excessive giggling, self-reflection, and sudden urges to delete your trading app.
 
The author, Sankar Srinivasan is a certified market professional with over 20 years of experience in the stock market, futures, options, forex, and crypto. But don't let the credentials fool you—he's seen it all, laughed at most of it, and lived to tell the tale (with his portfolio mostly intact). Known for turning complex trading concepts into funny, easy-to-digest truths, Sankar writes with a sharp wit and a deep respect for retail traders who've YOLO'd their way through financial chaos. When he's not chart-watching or meme-spotting, he's probably writing his next sarcastic survival guide for confused traders everywhere.

Disponível desde: 08/07/2025.

Comprimento de impressão: 90 páginas.

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