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Dracula And The Night Nurse - The Erotic Misadventures Of Dracula

Sandy Papas

Publisher: Sandy Papas

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Summary

All immortals have problems. Dracula's is that while being irresistably handsome and even charming at times he can't always control his body, he bursts into bloody flames in the sunlight and seems to attract problems. All of which can make dating hard even if willing wenches would be practically throwing themselves at him. How to court women when your boners have a life of their own and how to date when you could catch fire if you fall asleep in the wrong place. 
Enter Nurse Miranda, the shapely nurse giving Dracula a physical examination at the hospital. He can't control his urges and things quickly turn naked, sexy and weird.
Available since: 12/06/2016.

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