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Holier Than Thou - A Horror Comedy Calamity

Rick Gualtieri

Narrator Christopher John Fetherolf

Publisher: Freewill Press

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Summary

THERE ARE REASONS THE UNDEAD FEAR THE NIGHT. 
Bill Ryder – gamer, geek, and legendary vampire – has woman troubles. The girl he wants is deadly to him. The girl who wants him is deadly to everyone else. He’s trapped in the most lethal love triangle he can imagine and it’s only going to get worse. 
On the eve of war, The Icon – ancient foe of the vampire race – has arisen. Panic is about to break out within the undead ranks and Bill is caught smack dab in the middle of it. Destiny has placed them on a cataclysmic collision course, but there’s just one small catch: he’s in love with her. 
Now he finds himself in a race against supernatural assassins to save the person fated to destroy him. Talk about being damned if you do. 
Unsure of his allies and outnumbered by enemies, Bill must dig deep within himself and find the faith to succeed – because if he fails, it’ll be more than just his social life in tatters. 
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Holier Than Thou, book four in the bestselling Tome of Bill series, is a paranormal dance with death, destiny, and trying to get a date. 
If you’re a fan of Shayne Silvers, Jim Butcher, Domino Finn, or Kevin Hearne, then this hilarious vampire comedy series is a must-read! 
Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & Adventure 
Age: 18+ 
Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric douchebag humor, and lots of asshole monsters
Duration: about 9 hours (09:12:59)
Publishing date: 2013-07-17; Unabridged; Copyright Year: — Copyright Statment: —