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The Funniest & Grossest Joke Book Ever! - Over 991 Jokes! - cover

The Funniest & Grossest Joke Book Ever! - Over 991 Jokes!

Press Editors of Portable

Publisher: Portable Press

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Summary

Make your friends giggle, guffaw, and groan with disgust at over 900 jokes in this massive volume that combines two hilarious books in one.   It’s a 2-for-1 of epic proportions. This book combines our two bestselling kids’ joke books: The Funniest Joke Book Ever! and The Grossest Joke Book Ever! Do you know a kid who likes Q&A jokes, knock-knocks, puns, riddles, or one-liners? Of course you do! This collection has all that and more—over 900 jokes—actually. Perfect for boys or girls, it spans all kid-friendly topics, including fairy tales, animals, monsters, and disgusting jokes that’ll make them (and you) want to barf. They’ll laugh out loud at zingers like:   Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: Beef jerky!   Q: Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately.   Q: What kind of life was found on Pluto? A: Fleas!   And many more!
Available since: 10/17/2017.
Print length: 256 pages.

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