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The Guide For When You Totally F*ck Up - (Which is Now) - cover

The Guide For When You Totally F*ck Up - (Which is Now)

Nicolas Parker

Publisher: Sebastian Schug

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Summary

Failure is a part of life, sure, but does it have to hurt this damn much?
 
Yes. It does, and I'm here to remind you of that fact. Constantly. Because let's face it, the cataclysmically "world-ending" situation you happen to be in isn't, in fact, that. Allow me to show you how the world keeps on spinning.

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