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Man Walks into a Bar - Over 6000 of the Most Hilarious Jokes Funniest Insults and Gut-Busting One-Liners - cover
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Man Walks into a Bar - Over 6000 of the Most Hilarious Jokes Funniest Insults and Gut-Busting One-Liners

Mike Haskins, Stephen Arnott

Editora: Ulysses Press

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A massive collection of laugh-out-loud jokes—arranged A-to-Z by subject! 
 
•Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year! 
 
•A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.” 
 
•Where do you get virgin wool from? An ugly sheep! 
 
•What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? “Oh look! Donut seeds!” 
 
•The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders, and labeling machines—it’s believed to have been the work of organized crime. 
 
Keep yourself—and friends and family—laughing with a new joke every day. This book is packed full of thousands of jokes, alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from accountants to zebras, providing one gigantic, over-the-top, laugh-out-loud collection.
Disponível desde: 28/08/2007.
Comprimento de impressão: 980 páginas.

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