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How To Be a Douchebag In a Pandemic - The Douchebag Bible #2 - cover

How To Be a Douchebag In a Pandemic - The Douchebag Bible #2

M. K. Ragab

Editorial: M. K. Ragab

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The term Covidiot is used in all mainstream social media and public toilets these days, but covidiots have been identified as individual fucktards who act like nothing has changed during the time of a GLOBAL PANDEMIC! Saying COVID-19 is a hoax (Like the Locke Ness Monster) or overblown (Like the alien lady's hair in Mars Attacks), they get pissed off when they're asked to wear a mask, and constantly refer to COVID-19 as "just a flu." And advise everyone not to make a "Thang" out of it. A covidiot might also claim it's their constitutional right to ignore social distancing precautions and local regulatory guidelines, stock up all the toilet paper, eggs, disinfectant wipes, and hand sanitizer in sight, and host or go to parties where people aren't social distancing or following other COVID-19 safety measures. 
  
Whether they are just simpletons in denial or the result of inbreeding, it really is irrelevant compared to the amount of damage they can inflict on a community trying to survive (again) A GLOBAL PANDEMIC. 
  
Now having said that, a shared dogma among covidiots has been traced back to their empathy towards the corona virus, stemming from the pressing need for collaborative efforts along with pandemic douchebags to try and save the virus from extinction. 
They say we have done enough damage to the rain forests and the endangered species, but the time has come for humanity to start trying to help Earth recover, and the first step for that is to save every creature that is under attack or in danger of being whipped out like many of its predecessors, starting with the novel Corona Virus. 
Let's all join hand in hand to try and save the poor virus from extinction, there are more than 7 billion humans on this planet, we are plenty! But there is only a handful of the virus that exists, and it needs your help to survive!

Disponible desde: 21/12/2020.

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