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Read Something Else: Collected & Dubious Wit & Wisdom of Lemony Snicket - cover

Read Something Else: Collected & Dubious Wit & Wisdom of Lemony Snicket

Lemony Snicket

Publisher: HarperCollins

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Summary

Looking for wit, wisdom, and inspiration all within the pages of one useful book? Read Something Else.  
Life is a turbulent journey, fraught with confusion, heartbreak, and inconvenience. This collection of wit and wisdom from New York Times bestselling author Lemony Snicket is unlikely to help. 
It includes a new introduction filled with curious aphorisms, a handful of never-before-seen-or-heard quotations, and fan favorites from works over the years. These dubious offerings, collected from Snicket’s books, unpublished papers, and more, have been made pleasing to the eye by illustrations, select fan art, and design flourishes.

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