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Stupid Conservatives - Weird and Wacky Tales from the Right Wing - cover

Stupid Conservatives - Weird and Wacky Tales from the Right Wing

Leland Gregory

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC

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Leland Gregory's 17 previous humor collections with AMP are all in print and all are staples on the humor backlist, including Stupid American History, which was a New York Times best-seller, and Stupid History, which has shipped over 130,000 copies. Silly, shocking, weird, and hilariously funny, the one- or two-paragraph anecdotes that comprise Gregory's new anthology of stupid things said and done by American conservatives--politicians, citizens, journalists, professionals, workers, anyone who stands to the right of center--are culled from print, online, and broadcast media from all over the world. Here's a sample: * "When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up.' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining."  --Glenn Beck, September 9, 2005
Available since: 04/10/2012.
Print length: 226 pages.

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