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  BARAKATH

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  When to call the police, part 7: 
  When you have to climb a coconut tree and pluck the coconuts all by yourself, call the police. 
  Freeze, police. 
  If you eat jam and get stuck in a traffic jam, call the police. 
  Freeze, police. 
  If an elephant is chasing you from dawn to dusk, call the police. 
  Freeze, police. 
  If you have to watch a movie and that movie has no sound at all, call the police. 
  Freeze, police. 
  If your school administration forces you to pay fees every time you enter the school, call the police. 
  Freeze, police. 
  If you have to take an old cake near a lake, call the police. 
  Freeze, police. 
  If a tall building gets shorter and shorter day by day, call the police. 
  Freeze, police. 
  If you see a torture chamber full of roses and fragrance, call the police. 
  Freeze, police. 
  If you have to climb on top of a tall mountain and the moon is laughing at you, call the police. 
  Freeze, police. 
  When to call the police, part 6: 
  If you see a thief putting back whatever he has stolen, call the police. 
  Freeze, police. 
  If you see a dog sniffing an innocent person's shoes, call the police. 
  Freeze, police. 
  A hilariously absurd guide to the most unexpected moments when you should "Call the Police!"—or rather, shout “Freeze, police!” From coconut tree adventures to silent movies, jammed traffic to laughing moons, this collection blends surreal humor with a straight face. Written by Barakath, this quirky series delivers punchy lines and bizarre logic that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and possibly rethinking every traffic jam and old cake you’ve ever encountered. Perfect for fans of offbeat comedy and imaginative nonsense.

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  Fascinating Facts About Business...

  SYED BOKHARI

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  If you're seeking amazing and fascinating facts to learn and share, look no further., you came to the right place! 
  THIS BOOK HAS SOME AMAZING FACTS, AND I AM CONFIDENT THAT YOU WILL ENJOY SHARING THEM! 
  This is a short read from the BOOK: FASCINATING FACTS YOU'LL LOVE TO SHARE 
  Focusing JUST ON : BUSINESS Facts 
  Did You Know ?Nike and Victoria’s Secret are the top most-followed retailers on Instagram.PlayStation and the Rubik’s cube are proven to be the best-selling products of all time.When you notice Amazon’s logo, you may figure there’s an arrow pointing from a to z. Ever wondered why? That is to show that they sell almost every product that has ever existed. Hence, A-Z products.YouTube has almost 500 hours of videos getting uploaded on it every single minute. Now, that is some serious business.IBM planned to implement DRI's operating system into its digital computers in the early 1980s. However, something turned IBM off at a meeting, and the business began looking for new suppliers. This resulted in billions of dollars being left on the table. Guess who got lucky then? 
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  Fat Vampire 2: Tastes Like Chicken

  Johnny B. Truant

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  Angels and Demons, Myths and Legends... 
  It's been six months since Reginald Baskin became a vampire too fat to live happily with the beautiful undead — six months in which Reginald and his two-thousand-year-old maker Maurice have learned that safety does not come with power. These days, Maurice is Deacon of the Vampire Nation, but plenty beneath Maurice are still plotting to depose him … or dispose of him. 
  But when a new and ancient threat rears its head, the Nation faces extinction and the truest of deaths — and Reginald, Maurice, and Nikki might be the only vampires who can stop it. 
  This sequel to the cult hit picks up where Fat Vampire left off, following a trio of unlikely heroes down a path of myth and superstition into truths that have been buried for centuries — pitting the world’s darkness against the unfathomable power of its angry creators.

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  Stand Up Barry Goldman

  David J Cohen

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  All I’d wanted for as long as I could remember was a woman to love, a soulmate to live with in contentment for the rest of my days: friend, lover, companion, mother to our children.  
  Time was running out: I was getting old. Next year I would be eighteen. 
  Barry Goldman is a sensitive boy. He’s being primed to run the family business but has discovered a talent for making audiences laugh at his silly poems. 
  At last, he has found something that might make him attractive to girls – in particular, Harriet Fink - but there’s not much call for delicate, earnest poets in the 1970s comedy world of hot-panted dolly birds and battle-axe mothers-in-law. 
  Then one night he sees Kris Dean on stage and understands that the world of comedy is about to change forever. 
  Stand Up, Barry Goldman – like Elena Ferrante, but with jokes - is the debut novel of David J. Cohen, stand-up comedian and writer best known as the creator of dozens of songs for multi-BAFTA winning hit TV show Horrible Histories, and less well known as lead singer in the world’s first Jewish heavy metal band, Guns’n’Moses. 
  "Funny and fascinating, a lovely tale." Jo Brand 
  "Powerfully funny, often moving... Dave has created the Jewish Adrian Mole of alternative comedy." David Quantick

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  The Ultimate Actuarial Joke Book...

  John Lee

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  What do you call an actuary with a sense of humour?  
  An outlier. 
  From the author of Confessions of an Actuarial Tutor comes this collection of more than 670 jokes that only actuaries will find funny (though probably only because they have such low standards for humour). 
  Containing the very best classic actuarial jokes, such as: 
  How can you spot an extroverted actuary at a party?  
  He’s the one staring at someone else’s shoes.  
  As well as stacks of new jokes created especially for this book, such as: 
  Why was the actuarial vampire fired?  
  Because she was afraid of the stakeholders. 
  With jokes covering actuaries and their (lack of) personality and social life. Along with jokes on pensions, insurance, finance, mortality, statistics, Excel and even accountants. By the Law of Averages, you’re sure to find something that will eventually make you almost laugh.

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  Seven Lonely Castaways - A...

  J.C. Cummings

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  Ahoy, fellow lovers of all things tropical and naughty!I present to you: Seven Lonely Castaways: A Gilligan’s Island Parody for Adults Only. This fun and steamy tale features everyone’s favorite island castaways as you’ve never experienced them before! Along with the skipper, his first mate, the millionaire and his wife, and the professor are two of the most beautiful and lusted-after lovelies in the history of television...that is to say: one luscious redheaded movie star and one sweet and tempting little farmgirl extraordinaire! Well, what would it be like to make sweet love with either of these legendary island princesses? You are about to experience “tropical paradise” of a whole other order as we venture to a place where the TV cameras of yesteryear — or any year — were never allowed to go!
  A Listen & Live audio production.

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