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Really Bad Dad Jokes - More Than 400 Unbearable Groan-Inducing Wisecracks Sure to Make You the Funniest Father With a Quip - cover

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Really Bad Dad Jokes - More Than 400 Unbearable Groan-Inducing Wisecracks Sure to Make You the Funniest Father With a Quip

Joe Kerz

Editora: Racehorse Publishing

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Here are hundreds of pun-packed jokes to crack up the whole family. 
 
Do you enjoy making puns about the most random things you can think of? Do you enjoy inducing embarrassment and eye-rolling from your family? Do you often crack yourself up with your own jokes? Then Really Bad Dad Jokes is for you! In this follow-up to Dad Jokes, you’ll find a multitude of the ultimate dad jokes, such as:If prisoners could take their own mug shots, would they be called cellfies?Dogs can’t operate MRI machines . . . but catscan!What did one plate say to the other? “Lunch is on me!”What does a martial arts expert drink? Kara-teaAnd many, many more 
 
With over 400 unbearably funny puns, quips, and one-liners, Really Bad Dad Jokes is your secret to mastering one of the most groanworthy arts of being a dad.
Disponível desde: 28/05/2019.
Comprimento de impressão: 422 páginas.

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