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The World's Funniest Football Jokes

Jim Chumley

Editora: Summersdale

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Sinopse

What did the manager do when the pitch became flooded?
 
He sent on his subs.
 
God and the devil were having an argument, and Satan proposed a football game between heaven and hell to resolve the dispute.
 
God, in his eternal goodness, pointed out that it wouldn’t be a fair match because all the ‘good’ players go to heaven.
 
The devil smiled, replying, ‘Yes, but we’ve got all the refs.’
 
Football is obviously very serious business – like when that disallowed goal was 'never off-side', and that was 'totally a dive' – but it’s a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win.
Disponível desde: 12/10/2017.

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