Souls of the Storm - Souls by the Sea #3

Jessie G. Talbot

Summary

She’s not saving the world for herself. Billions of lives are on the line as an insane elemental threat targets the Earth. And it's all Burlie McLauren's fault. What did she do?! What could she do? She has pepper spray but no magic. 
Speaking of pepper spray, Fisk Iping, top investigative witch for the Dissimilar community, has magic but no success in keeping Burlie safe. He’s not used to being utterly helpless. 
And now the black thunderclouds of the Final Storm choke the sky while floods and hurricane winds scour the ground. Hiding in a deep dungeon, Burlie wonders how can she, of all people, fight an Ultimate Power with nothing? With the Earth doomed no matter who wins?

Available since: 03/30/2017.

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